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"We helped NASA with the threat of a comet that had shifted off trajectory, bounced off Mars and was approaching the earth at 1 billion miles an hour. We suggested that all of the Chinese nation jumped in the air at once to shift the position of the earth out of danger. As has been borne out by history – it worked."

"We solved the case of the smuggled kumquats – they were disguised as small oranges."