Character Profile
Jonny
Age: 20
Fave food: Biscuits.
Fave film: Forrest Gump. I especially like the bit where he kills the alien.
Fave pinup: The mayor of Luton.
Hobbies: Drinking's a hobby.
Starsign: Why would I know that?
Fave TV show: Earthy dramas, such as Home Front in the Garden.
Loves: Egg custards. Monkeys.
Hates: Shoes that look like pies and when things fall on my head.
Classic Jonny
"Please don't argue with me. My brain's only just about capable of stopping me farting in front of you."
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