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I hate you!Val Houghton from Chorley sent in ten things that show you have a teenager in the house... | 

| 1. Sky high phone bills. 2. Only getting out of bed at 2pm weekends. 3. Music played at only one volume, LOUD! 4. Clothes 'hung' on the bedroom floor! 5. Very strong smell of perfume/aftershave. 6. Dirty cups/dishes 'growing' furry bits in them. 7. You are their personal taxi driver. 8. and their banker! 9. Constant stream of friends trailing through the house. 10. Their bedroom resembles the local Tip! |  | | last updated: 14/11/05 |  | | Have Your Say Add to the list! |  | |
Janice Holden they are not satisfied with just hanging clothes on the bedroom floor, they use the bathroom, dining room & living room as well
Jeannette The fridge is always half empty,pretty soon after I filled it.
15 mins before 'they' need to be somewhere, a dirty shirt needs a wash and press.
My favourite tweezers,moisturiser,shower gel, go awol
Whatever! - the response to most of my complaints
Graham When asked to do something i.e. empty the bin/dishwasher the reply is..... it's not on my schedule
Martin Every time you ask a teenager to do a little job for you, they are always about to do something really important, like play on the xbox for 4 hours.
Steve mumbles and groans when asked to do anything like clean bedroom
Lynne Constant 'headaches' and you get your shoes back but lose the make up!
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