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Ten things that are not cool at the office party...Yet we will all end up doing them... *sigh* |
| 1. Hanging Christmas baubles from your ears, you don't look festive just stupid.
2. Mooning, unless you're absolutely sure everybody is so inebriated that no one will remember, and even then if you have pimply buttocks just don't do it at all.
3. Carrying your own sprig of mistletoe around with you, you just look sad.
4. Don't suggest playing strip anything, people will just think you're a perv.
5. Throwing up or falling asleep.
6. Joining the conga line just as it falls apart
7. Dancing to the Can Can.
8. Talking about work.
9. Photocopying body parts.
10. Telling everyone you speak to that you love them. | | | last updated: 08/11/05 | | | Have Your Say Add to the list... | | |
Laura
11. Asking the boss in a "sexy" (ie drunk)voice if they fancy getting up close and personal behind the stationery cupboard.
Jenny Thomason
Get drunk and have a good time where ever you are! fun 4 the kids! xx
Jeannette
Don't take your husband, wife or significant other with you, you will wake up to regret it.
Don't make a pass at anyone..not even the nice guy from supplies.
Don't wear lurex, especially if you are male.
Avoid the Karaoke if you are planning to apply for a promotion.
Don't stuff food from the buffet in your handbag or pockets for later, makes you look cheap.
Never double dip, the dip, with what you already bit.
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