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For more information, and our terms of use, go to bbc.co.uk/ouch. \par \par [Jingle O U C H spells Ouch] \par \par MAT\tab ((coughing)) Oh God excuse ((cough)) me.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Are you all right there? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hi, oh sorry it's the ash. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Really? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par MAT\tab I just got back from {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname country-region}}{\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname place}}America{\*\xmlclose}{\*\xmlclose} and we were... Anyway}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 hey Liz Carr. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Hey Mat Fraser.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And hi listeners, welcome to the Ouch Talk Show. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Ah hello. I think we're doing remarkably well. Very early morning for us, it won't make any difference to you listeners, you don't know when you're listening, anytime of }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 the }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 day}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 but it's very early for us}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 -}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 but we're spritely aren't we? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well semi spritely. What time did you get up this morning? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Actually for me this is early}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 6:45am. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hm-mm 6:15am. On the show today Rob Crossan, the e vil red eyed albino freelancer, reviews some of the freakier disability stories from the news in the last month. And we're also be chatting to him about what he did when he was stuck in {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname place}}Europe{\*\xmlclose} with the no fly volcanic ash cloud above his head. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab W e're going to be trying once again to guess what's wrong with the contestant on the phone, oh yes in our radio parlour game Vegetable, Vegetable or Vegetable. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And wrap your ears around this. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Playing music] \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid3937925 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Wow that's}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 a beautiful ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) with a PH sound. That's SaschaTC she's disabled yet makes such beautiful music despite having to use crutches. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You'll hear that in full at the end of the show. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab All that plus plenty, plenty of life affirming and therapeutic chat from the show that loves a damn good cry}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 . W}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 hen, when will we all be equal? ((singing)) When, hm-mm will I be equal?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par MAT\tab Never. Never Liz. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Not with singing like that. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No, no. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Where are we? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I'll tell you we're on the web at bbc.co.uk/ouch w ith videos, interviews, cartoons and a message board where you can rip each other to ideological smithereens though it is against the house rules. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Boo, boo, boo. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Order in the house. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Election no, no, no. Brighter things. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Brighter things than an election \endash well anything basically. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'm going to be 38. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Liz! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's my birthday this week. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Happy birthday to you Liz, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \tab \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh th}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 ank you. Thank you. ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) not after that I note the lack the card and present as per usual.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well wait until Tuesday. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Really? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab If you haven't got an all lesbian birthday perhaps I'll be allowed to attend it. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh there we go. I'm actually having afternoon tea. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par MAT\tab That's what I said an all }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 lesbian birthday. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I was going... I know I'm getting older bec ause about a month ago booked this lovely, lovely two days away, was going to go to a theme park, stay over at a hotel, you know I love my theme parks... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah sounds luxurious. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Very excited about it. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Sounds a birthday classic. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Then last week thought, "You know what think I think I'd rather go to the garden centre". So we've cancelled and I'm going to the garden centre. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh okay. Sorry... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And I'm actually excited about that. What? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab House meeting. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab What? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Liz I know that you're going to be 38... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And I know you're... how long into your long term relationship are you now? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's coming up to three years. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So you're... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh and thank you everyone for all the good wishes because I said I'm getting married and I am. It's not on the 31st of October it's now the 1st of November if you'd like to send me anything, you don't have to that's fine. I'm just saying. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Finished? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I have to issue you with a middle class complacency warning. You're 38 and you've decided, yeah decided to go to a garden centre. Let me tell you about something, Liz, because I'm ten years on you. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yes. \par MAT\tab Both in relationship terms and age. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 MAT\tab When me and }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid3937925\charrsid3937925 Patou}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 were deep}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid3937925 ly}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 ensconced into our middle class}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 suburban dream I came to the Teddington Garden Centre as we were deliberating... }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab There are other garden centres. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah this was just one of many in Teddington, and I came to as we }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 were deciding}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 on what border plants to buy. And I came to and looked at myself \endash that out of body experience \endash that it should have come to this, you Mat Fraser the rock & roller of the thalidomide community are now in a garden centre by choice having parked your estate Volvo in the disability parking spot in the car park \endash how sad is that? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So are you basically saying to me... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I'm issuing you with a warning now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 L}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 IZ\tab ... that in ten years time}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 I }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 am }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 going to be going out with Miss Erotic World. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No Mr Erotic World. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That's how weird it's going to get. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So I'll be having my midlife crisis then. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Huh-ho yes perhaps you will, Liz. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Thank you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Have you got a motorbike? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No I've got a blond stripper girlfriend}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 -}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 it's better. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We're really reaching out and saying we're just like you listeners. Emails \endash thank you. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Great. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You have been sending them on. James Toon, 65 in brackets, I'm thinking that's your age I don't know. Possibly it is your age... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Freedom pass. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... reading your email. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Double freedom pass for you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4069442 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab "How can we teach our grandchildren good manners when Prue Leith and her companions in the Great British Menu scoff their food in large forkfuls and eat with their elbows on the table?" \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4069442 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Sorry what's this got to do with disability? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We're not qui te sure why he's emailed a disability website. We're just wondering, you know, is this sort of... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Who's Prue Leith? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab She's a chef, a celebrity chef, well not really she's a bit of an old fashioned one so, you know... But I'm thinking if he's wor ried about how people on the Great British Menu have been eating he's obviously not been in the room when there's been loads of disabled people, I mean, we know some messy... they slobber, they miss their mouths, they can't reach their mouths. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you know what I mean? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah and then they... or they... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's most of us. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... eat with their feet. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I mean, you k now, when you're used to disability and disabled people your idea of table etiquette rapidly has to change doesn't it? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'd say, James, be grateful, be grateful there's not more cripples eating on TV then you'd have something to complain about. Then write in. Anyway, thanks for your email. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab But thanks for your slightly obsessive emails. All right, thank you Scott Cann at 38, I'm glad you enjoy the show. And from Bill McKenny here "Dear 麻豆社, I was googling and came across your article 'The Wheelchair Dancing'. In May 1997 I became the {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname country-region}}{\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname place}}UK{\*\xmlclose}{\*\xmlclose} 's first instructor to choreograph and teach the disabled how to line dance in a wheelchair. I came up with the idea of transferring the feet movements to the hands and have a team called The Wheelabilly Rockers. We tour the {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname country-region}}UK{\*\xmlclose} even got to France Line Dance Championships and {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname country-region}}Germany{\*\xmlclose} we were on Michael Barrymore's My Kind of People in {\*\xmlopen\xmlns2{\factoidname place}}Sheffield{\*\xmlclose}, though sadly this was never shown on TV. Hm. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid16019190 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Actually I was... becau se the article he's referring to is one that I wrote because I was part of a w}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 heelchair using, electric }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 wheelchair using line dancing group. And that was fantastic. You're scoffing Matthew I can hear in your voice you're going, "Oh yeah that sounds }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 like }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 rot" and actually... }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No not the concept of disabled wheelchair dancing but the... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Is it Michael Barrymore? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah I know. I mean I'm quite amused at the idea of... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 MAT\tab Not being homophobic?!}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab His gayness was great. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid16019190 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No because I wasn't, you know, and I'm one of them. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I know. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So it's fine, it's okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That proves it listeners. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We've got that covered. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So don't even try, all right? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Some of our best friends... But no it's the idea of you doing your hand movements I think that's quite funny. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 LIZ\tab You know some of our friends that would be like only to the human eye wouldn't it, you wouldn't no}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031\charrsid3937925 tice that. But when we did it it}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 was kind of cool because it was electric wheelchair users and so we were all}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 moving in kind of sync, you know... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab We had a battery short out and somebody did a sudden spurt. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Funnily enough no. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Good. But that would have been fun to see. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab The wheelchair salsa. But no it was good we were the rolling stones rollers. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Now let's... and pop the voltage. Can you imagine that like mix that with Robot Wars. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I like the bit it says, "Yours faithfully, Bill McKenny aka Wild Bill" \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Whoo look out here comes Wild Bill with his hand movements. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ((fanfare)) \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Thanks Bill, thanks very much. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Rob Bond, "Hi there Mat and Liz, I'm 39 years old..." what is it with everyone giving their ages this month, what's the obsession? We don't care it's fine. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab To be honest we both have. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's true. Do send in your age it makes us feel better. "I've recently been thinking with the forthcoming election looming the three main parties are trying to beat each other with promises of m ore and more cuts" this is true they are. And he says, "What no one has addressed is the impact this may have on disabled people." Rob, I think we have. I think to be honest most of us are watching the election wondering what's going to happen, how it's g oing to change... that's what you do don't you? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Why only today in the 麻豆社 cafe}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 I asked Amy, our new assistant:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 what's the Lib Dem policy on disability? And do you know she didn't know. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab What's the Tory policy? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I don't know. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab What's the Labour policy? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's showing posters of Little Britain. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So Mat are you going to vote?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Of course I'm going to vote. I'm going to exercise my inalienable right to influence the democratic myth, of course I am. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Nice for you, you can get into the polling stations can't you? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh Go}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 d. Are you trying to tell me that}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 in 2010 it's an inaccessible experience}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 voting. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I've got a postal vote because I can't be bothered. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well that's different. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's just because I'm lazy actually that's got nothing to do with access. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well we don't know the outcome because when we're recording this podcast}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 . Y}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ou listeners, in the majority by now listening, will know who's in power. I hope you're happy with how you voted. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh look, look who's across the table? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's Rob Crossan looking a little ashen if I might say so. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh! Oh! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I must say I'm glad that we're finally talking about politics because up until I thought this was maybe the world's most sexually frustrated podcast. Like every single item}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 -}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 no matter what the degrees of separation are}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 -}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Mat, especially, manages to bring it back to lesbianism or just any kind of}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 sexual ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Rob... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well to be honest I did vote Tory beca use I fancy Sam Cam and those nice leggy photos. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9711031 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab You don't fancy Sam Cam do you? Do you think she's hotter than Cherie? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Is that because she's pregnant? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab What about Sarah, Sarah Brown? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I love Sarah Brown. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I think she's a really nice woman. I've met her, we've got on really well. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Well I imagine Nick Clegg would have quite a hot wife \endash does he? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9711031 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I wouldn't know. Miriam is Spanish apparently. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I can't wait to vote. I missed the last two I feel really... I haven't voted since 1997. But it all turned out fine last time. So I'm hoping it will be fine in 2010. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Blimey this is all so confusing. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Rob, actually for one of the first times ever we do have an email about you, so I'm glad you're in here now. It's an email from John Gifford. Now do you remember you and I co-hosted a show, it was a good experience I think Rob yeah? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I enjoyed it. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah it was all right wasn't it? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab And I'm, you know, I'm still on medication but that's fine. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well there's been a bit of a complaint. "Sorry to complain about a programme that was on over two months ago, but I was reading the transcript and was surprised to read that your interviewer..." that's you}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 "thought Milton Keynes was a canal free area. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You thought what! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Right. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Now he goes on Mat doesn't he? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Go on please. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab "Probably one of the most famous canals in the UK... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... the Grand Union Canal, Rob... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hello! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... runs right through the middle of Milton Keynes. Perhaps your interviewers need to be a bit more widely knowledgeable about some of the important landmarks of this country as well as keeping their unnecessary opinions as to life in Milton Keynes off the air." \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Oh dear. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Just saying. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Well this is the Ouch podcast not QI, I'm not a polymath surprising as it may be to some. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Although it is Milton Keynes, Rob, isn't it? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Is it Milton... and I must apologise I don't know anything about Milton Keynes at all and I've been busted big time. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Ask you about Venezuela then that's fine. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Listeners this is what happens when you leave a }{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \lquote }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 bino in charge of a flipper man's job. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid15474530 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Can I, if I can ever go back, sort of Orwell style and rewrite the podcast, I will exchange Milton Keynes for, let's say the Isles of Scilly... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Nice. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15474530 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab ... guaranteed there's no canals there. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab But can I say as the regular host of the Talk Show that I think Milton }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Keynes Grand Union Canals is possibly one of the most beautiful nature reserves I've ever seen in Britain. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab But I don't know Shropshire Union though that's got the reputation, it's the big boy isn't it the Shropshire Union. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So listeners if you do have a... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab But it doesn't have concrete cows. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Er, no that's true. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab If you have a favourite canal listeners please write in. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Not to us}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 but do write in. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We'll read them out on our straw poll next month. But do, please do send in your emails, you know we love them at ouch@bbc.co.uk. That's ouch@bbc.co.uk \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Can I tell you my volcano refugee story? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Absolutely. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You're dying to aren't you, look at you raring to go. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You're here for the news but we want your anecdotes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I'm going to begin with the volcano refugee story. I was in Liechtenstein last week writing a couple of travel stories over there. And then the volcanic ash happened, couldn't get home and I was thrown out of the country. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab What! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab One of the richest tourism boards in Europe said that it is ((speaking with a German accent)) "This is just nature" you know and}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 threw me out. So I had a maxed-}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 out credit card I literally had about ten Swiss francs on me so I ended up \endash other networks are available of course \endash but I do a travel slot on Six Music on Sunday mornings, so I did a live link up from my hotel room where I made a semi serious plea for anybody with a spare bed in Liechtenstein to come forward, and then I was planning really to scout out a park bench. But Liechtenstein's one of the last absolute monarchies in the world and Prince Hans-Adam II lives in a medieval castle above the capital village. So my plan was to go up there bang on his door and beg for mercy, "I'm a disabled refugee please help me".}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh man that would have made such a good story. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab It would have been great but it d idn't happen because amazingly this Bavarian couple who were living in the Swiss border town of St. Gallen}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 phoned up the 麻豆社 -}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 they were listening on iPlayer \endash drove to Liechtenstein... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No! \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab ... picked me up, took me to a f unk club behind St. Gallen railway station, got me wrecked on Schnapps and I thought I might be ending up in a sex dungeon. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I was going to say. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par ROB\tab ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) for a week and they didn't try and rape me once, it was }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 brilliant. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I mean you're looking fine whatever they did to you, you're looking quite happy. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Such generosity. And that's the only thing travel writers should do is have ad}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 ventures, you know, ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You're a very brave man. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I think they were braver. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Why were they throwing you out the country, were they doing that to everyone that was left there, or was it just you? \par ROB\tab I was the only... Liechtenstein doesn't get a lot of press and now it's getting a lot of bad press and I was the only journalist in Liechtenstein and they didn't really know what to do. So I think they decided to do it by the book and even though I think they had a duty of care to look after me, my editors at my magazines thought they had a d uty of care to look after me, they thought otherwise and kicked me out. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah ((speaking with a German accent)) "Mr Crossan, in Liechtenstein we do things differently". \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab It was pretty much like that. ((speaking with a German accent)) "No this is not our responsibility. What do you have bad eyesight? You cannot drive a car? A big problem for you". \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But funny for us. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You've turned it into a Bond village. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab ((speaking with a German accent))"Ah Mr Crossan we have spotted your fatal weakness. The Prince will not help you now". \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab All right but look we mustn't forget, Rob, is actually here with the news. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yes indeed. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So let's have a look at the old news. Now this has been a raging story. 'Comedian laughs at children with Down's Syndrome'. Oh no! \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid7619650 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid7619650 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Oh no, yes it's Frankie Boyle. And yeah there was a situation whereby he made a lot of jokes about people with Down's Syndrome at one of his gigs recently at the Hexagon Theatre in Reading, which I'm sure you both know well. He basically started asking questions like, "Why do people with Down's Syndrome always have bowl haircuts and bad clothes?" And then started h eckling or responding at least to a member of the audience called Sharon Smith who shouted at Frankie Boyle that, you know, her child had Down's Syndrome and she found the gags a little bit offensive. To which Frankie Boyle replied, "Well people with Down 's Syndrome die earlier anyway." And I think this was }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 generally the scope}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid3937925 (scoop?)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 and obviously there's been quite a lot of}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 rage about it. Frankie Boyle afterwards said it was the most embarrassing moment of his career to date.}{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That's got to be somet hing to note, Frankie Boyle's most embarrassing moment. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I believe he said that on the stage at the time actually. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab But my take on this is... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Wow! \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab ... I think it's okay to break taboos and this idea that this is a return to the '70s and Bernard Manning or whatever. I mean in the '70s there was no scope in the media for an alternative point of view whereas I think now there is, so we're able to have more open debates about thing like this. So, I mean, I don't believe it is a return to mo re primitive times but I don't know if that's your... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I don't know. It's the whole thing... is the whole thing a post modern \endash I'm going to broaden it out \endash is the whole thing a post modern take on the old school of comedy. Or is it just a return to t he old school of comedy? I think that's the big debate isn't it? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I think it's a return to the old school of comedy but now we have scope to respond to it in a way in which there were only three TV channels we couldn't do. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 MAT\tab But S}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 cope are never very good at responding are they? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Well I don't know. I mean are they... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I liked it better when they were the Spastic Society. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Are they known as having bad PR then for charities? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I want to... and I hereby decree a new aspect of the Talk Show \endash what does Liz think?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Why? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab What do you think? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well as I said on the Today programme on Radio 4. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Ooh get her! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No it's like... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I plugged Six Music you had to trump me didn't you? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab When we were on our proper radio programmes. I'm with you listeners, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 I like the Talk Show okay? You're the best not them. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But that's what they do, it's like oh let's get a disabled person, let's get a disabled person who's a comedian on to talk about this and see what's fine. And they said to me so, you know, "Who's right and who's wrong? Is it the woman who was upset? Is it Frankie Boyle?" And I said, well you know, firstly sort of shock horror comedian tells offensive jo k e, comedians tell offensive jokes all the time and the woman did know what she was... she knows Frankie Boyle, his stuff, she wanted a front row seat and all that. What she didn't pay for was to personally be targeted which is what happened. So I don't th i nk things are taboo in comedy as Rob says. I think where he was a bit stupid is actually that he picked on her and he carried on. He didn't sort of just get out of it and say, "Okay I'm sorry let's move on". Or even make a comedy quip he was kind of well I don't really give a whatever and it's my last tour so who cares. So I think he was just a bit ridiculous. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab But she wasn't personally attacked. Frankie Boyle responded to her, she initiated the argument. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah, no absolutely. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I think also if Frankie Boyle at the moment listeners in case you don't know is probably \endash correct me if I'm wrong guys \endash but probably known as the most offensive comedian in Britain at the moment, or one of them in terms of his material. If you choose to sit in the front row, you know what sitting in the front row means at a comedy gig, it means you're fair game. }{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab At a Frankie Boyle gig then in a way you are courting... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab You're a lamb to the slaughter. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And also I'd say, you know , I mean really you know what it always comes back when you get these calls to talk about this or we're talking about today, it seems to always be the same question \endash can we laugh at disability? That's really all they wanted to know. And one of the things that the researcher said to me which I think was an interesting point, is he said, "The thing is here is that he was laughing at disabled children aren't they defenceless?" And it's kind of like well aren't you being patronising in also saying that}{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 . I know what you're getting at - }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 are there some people that we shouldn't be laughing at all? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That battle rages listeners, tell us what you think. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah it 's a tough one, lots of views on it so please do write in. 'Disabled dog in Hollywood Show Stopper'. Eh! No we've moved on from that segment now. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yeah this is just a little piece from The Daily Mirror which I quite enjoyed. It's Nubbins, the Boston Terrier who apparently upstaged Jennifer Lopez at the premier of The Back-Up Plan is the name of the film. The dog, in the movie, in real life it's Nubbins, in the film it's called Nuts. And the problem I think that we have with this situation is that in the film the dog has a little pair of wheels on its back legs. But the dog's not really d isabled. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh this is... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab NO! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I CAN'T ALLOW THIS! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Not again. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab WHAT'S GOING ON? They're even cripping up animals now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Exactly. There's loads of dogs with those little wheelie back leg things. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab There are, give them a chance. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Why can't they use a real one? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab They can all look at the hand next to the camera with the chocolate bar. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Surely it's more difficult to get an able bodied dog and then try and train it up through some kind of doggie method acting to make it disabled. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab But it's the golden rule of Hollywood... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Just use a crip dog in the first place. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab The golden rule of Hollywood that proves it. Oh my God that's unbelievable. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab It is. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab They'll be dogs, they'll be militant dogs all over the world secretly planning an attack on their back legs. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Some kind of revolution. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Little placards. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I hope there is some kind of protest outside the studios of MGM you know lots of little dogs. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That would be fantastic. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab We only want, we only want equality. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\tx2340\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 MAT }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Wow I'm stunned but we must go on. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Shall we have a pause for thought? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Sorry. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well that was a sorry tale. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Let's move on. Oh no please stop. A little bit of alliteration to lead into your next one 'A Right Royal Raspberry Restraining Order'. Hm? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Like it nice. That wasn't the actual headline that's far better than the actual headline which is 'Disabled Tongan Prince wins restraining order against wife'. It made me want to read on I don't know about you? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I would want to read on. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Which newspaper was this in? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab This was just from that newsfeed from the Associational Press. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yes I'm going to have an absolute nightmare here with pronunciation. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Here we go. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Right here we go. So the cousin of King Saiosi Tupou V has won a restraining order against his wife who is Makeleta Ene'io Tuku'aho from going \endash that doesn't sound very Tongan does it? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Not the way you pronounce it. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Not the way I say it, I'm so sorry to any Tongan listeners, and I know you like to listen. She's been restrained from going within 50 metres of her husband without his consent. This is because the wife attacked the poor prince \endash I've got to say poor prince \endash with an electric fan stand causing cuts and bruises to his head, arms, legs and back. Now the prince says \endash who lost a leg to diabetes by the way which is why he's in a wheelchair... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I was wondering. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Said he feared that Princess Makeleta \endash you know what I'm saying \endash was going to assault him again endangering his life. She was also ordered to remove her belongings from the prince's home and told to stay away from his office and parliament buildings. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hold on a minute \endash one of those electric fan stands that's one of those giant massive... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab They're huge. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... four foot tall she must be a very strong woman. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Well they like their rugby over there. But you've got to be pretty hefty to brandish one of them about haven't you? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I mean the Tongans are famous physiologically for being quite sturdy. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Hm this is true. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab But wow I'd be petrified. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you think it was carer frustration? Did she need respite? You know }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid10315985 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 is it... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Well she needed a weekend in Eurodisney. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid10315985 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I'd imagine if he was the Prince of Tonga he probably had carers didn't he? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'm just wondering. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Yeah he's the Prince. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Exactly. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab He's not staggering around a beach I think he's probably well looked after. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Why have we not heard... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab He's just got too many fans that's what it is because he's the prince he's probably got about 80 electric fan stands. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Unless it was a human being and it was one of those really old fashioned fanning dispensers, a bit like a punkawallah... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Someone sort of waving the lotus leaf in front of him. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Nice. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Picked that person up and wielded them around the head. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab But I've never heard of disability abuse of an electric fan stand particularly not against a Tongan prince. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I never really heard of... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I thought it was worth mentioning for those reasons alone. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well I was excited that there was a disabled prince to be honest. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well I was just about to say and also disability royalty that's a good game. Spot the disabled royal. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab In fact I wish you hadn't told us what was wrong with him because I'm thinking we could have got him for Veg, Veg or Veg. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab I think we should just get him on anyway... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Actually yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab That would be amazing. Let's try, Damon, Emma... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab He's looking oh God we have enough trouble getting people from over here. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah if we can... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Let's run up the 麻豆社 phone bill to Tonga. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Rob, headlines you would have liked to have seen? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Oh yes. Okay three headlines for this month. 'Heavy Load to replace U2 as Glastonbury headliners after Bono committed to mental asylum'. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab PRAISE THE LOAD! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab 'Piers Morgan to be replaced by stair lift as judge on Britain's Got Talent'. And lastly, 'Volcanic ash puts paid to test flights for first flying wheelchair'. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh boo hoo. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Can I also... we'll put this up on the website but someone sent me in and I'm really sorry I can't remember the name, it's a beautiful photo of a one legged pigeon standing in front of a wheelchair. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's amazing! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Look at that look of sturdy defiance on that pigeon. That's a militant pigeon. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's a seagull. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's actually a seagull. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Oh it's a seagull I'm so sorry. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab The defiant look comes with being a seagull. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab He's got eye problems it's fine. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Thanks very much Rob that was beautiful and we'll see you next month. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ROB\tab Volcanos pending I'll see you next month. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Bye. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Jingle: Now it's time for Vegetable, Vegetable, or Vegetable] \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 It's back full of metaphor wit and beauty, yes it's the life enhancing radio game that the world's infirm and vulnerable people can't wait to play. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab We get a disabled caller on the line ev ery month and have to work out what's wrong with them. It's about as basic a guessing game as you can get. And on the line to play this month is Diane. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Hello Diane. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par \par DIANE Hey.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hey Diane, how are you? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par DIANE I\rquote m v}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ery good. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Very good. And we believe you are calling from Denmark? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 Th}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 at's right}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 , y} {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 eah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab What are you doing... have you been affected by, have you still not got home after the volcano or are you out there doing something more interesting? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-900\li900\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin900\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 DIANE }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Oh much more interesting. I }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 made my own alternative plan to get to }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Denmark because of the volcano so I didn't fly but I drove instead. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Ah oh that must have taken a while. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 MAT\tab Hello. ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 )) she can drive? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab She can drive yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Be careful Diane you know how sneaky we are in trying to eek out those disability details... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You know how good we are... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... in our pre chat. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... at this game as well. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab She can drive and she's allowed to travel abroad. Right. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab If she can drive what doesn't... well she's not blind then. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hold on a sec. Diane, a couple of things \endash how is Denmark? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Wet and rainy. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And what are you doing there? Are you there for a cure? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Kill or cure. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4010104 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I work for an international development charity and I'm at their conference for a few days. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So she works as well. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab She's having a freebie. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab She works and she drives. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And she's having a freebie holiday with the other ((0:26:28.7?)) \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid4010104 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And is it accessible? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab It's pretty accessible. I'm a little bit disappointed you can't get disabled reductions on the rail network like you can in the UK. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Fascists! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We don't like that, we like a bargain. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab And the signage isn't so good. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So she can read. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab But so far so good, people haven't sort of ((0:26:48.3?)) \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab She's not blind, she can drive. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab ... asked too many questions. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And she screws the system. Okay anyway so where are we, right. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Let's play the game, let's play the game. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Shall we. I'm going to read the rules. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Here we go. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Vegetable, Vegetable or Vegetable is a cleve r disability interpretation of the parlour game Animal, Vegetable or Mineral. In the game the two hosts of the Ouch Talk Show have 90 seconds to guess what is wrong with the disabled caller on the line by asking a series of fiendishly intelligent question s. The caller must only answer \lquote yes\rquote or \lquote no\rquote . It's both classic and therapeutic. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab To take part in this intrusive and unpleasant game the rules clearly state you have to be disabled. Diane, are you disabled? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Right. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab 90 seconds on the clock. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Your time starts NOW! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Are you deaf? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well worth a try. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Are you a wheelchair user? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Can you walk? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well otherwise... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Can you walk unaided? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Er no. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you have a stick? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Do you have crutches? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Er yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you have a calliper? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Do you have a prosthetic leg? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Are you an amputee? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Partly. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Is that your disability? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab One of them. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hold on a sec the music's stopped. I've got one of them and that technically means WE WIN! \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab WHEY HEY! \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Repeating Amputee, Amputee] \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Amput-ee, amput-ee. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Our Dr Who sound effect is telling us amputee. You may have other impairments, Diane, but amputee... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Wow we chased you down. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We got you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No not fair you had to get to the other two. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh okay. Well come on now that we're in the testimonial, Diane, what }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 are the other two impairments that you're living happily with? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Please. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I'm an above knee amputee. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Right. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Nice. That's a pretty good combo. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's... yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That's a combo you couldn't get in Subway or any other sandwich providing shop. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab And one may have even led to the other. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No is that true or are you just doing that for comedy effect and to tease us? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab There's a strong element of truth in it yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So when people find out that you're an amputee what do they normally ask you? You know the silly questions we all get asked. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yeah I often get asked, "Do you have to wear special shoes?" \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Duh! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab "Do you have to sleep with your leg on?" \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab All the old ones. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah but I want to know. Is it wrong? Do you have to have... not it's fine, it's fine. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Now in terms of fashion do you go for the... what do you do with the other trouser leg? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab You're assuming I wear trousers there... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab When you wear trousers Diane. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's getting a bit nasty. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No I'm sorry I'm covering my back because yes that was an assumption I shouldn't have made and I apologise.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I'm wearing shorts right now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Like it she's out and proud people! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I am, I'm out and proud. I've got my shorts on and I've got sort of argyle socks, knee high socks on. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Ow! \par DIANE\tab So naughty Japanese schoolgirl look. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab All right, steady on the table's rising! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh no God. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No it's my seat it's started to sink. But what I want to ask this, Diane, so you know with the casing of your prosthetic leg are you so out and proud that you've removed it to the bare metal skeleton or do you still go for the leg look? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yeah I've just got the robot right out there. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I love you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And does it have a shoe attached or do you... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab And I love my leg. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you put real shoes on it? I don't know these are... I can understand... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Yes I have real shoes Liz. I've a variety of real shoes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You've offended her now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I buy them off the shelf like everyone else. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Ah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So picture this listeners... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I wanted to know I'm sorry. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... a European monoped in the Japanese schoolgirl look apparently going round a conference in Copenhagen at the moment. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Before you go, Diane, could you give us an interesting and surprising fact about your particular disability? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Interesting and surprising fact. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Apart from I mean I have now learnt you wear normal shoes, I mean I'm floored about that to be honest. But go on something more than that. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Interesting fact \endash 100 new amputees a week from diabetes in the UK. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh is that how you lost your leg? \par DIANE\tab No, no, no I don't have diabetes, I was a road traffic accident. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Okay. I was only... I'm not big on how did you get like that personally but... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par LIZ\tab No I am}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 . \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... seeing as you mentioned it that's an interesting statistic. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yes. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Well it's a big question a lot of people say, "Well how..." you know, "what happened to you?" \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab There's a little bit of a sort of hierarchy amongst amputees... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Is there? Who's the best? Which are the best... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Tell us. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... ones and which are the worst? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Well you know people coming back from wars. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh they're the best aren't they because they're heroes? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab People's amputations because of cancer or meningitis. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I suppose the people who lose it because of smoking are the worst aren't they?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Well if you smoked and are diabetic, or you've been riding around on motorbikes too fast all those things. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So where do you rate in all that? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Where are you in the charts? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Oh I'm in the middle. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Coming in at number five. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I didn't want to say middle of the road, that seems wrong but yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab No middle of the road, I was in the middle of the road that's how I lost my leg. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hey ching-ching! Claire I can clearly tell, Diane sorry, I can clearly tell that you're anything but middle of the road. Thank you for being the wonderful extremist you are. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Thank you so much. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Lovely to speak to you both. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We've given her a mug. We're giving you a mug apparently. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab We're giving you a mug is she not getting a t-shirt? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab No sshh, sshh. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh sorry. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Oh I definitely need the travel mug because I travel so much with my job. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh right. Well in no way is it a prize because this wasn't a competition. It's merely a gift from us to you. Well thanks very much. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Can I signed as well please? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab A what? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Can I have it signed by you two please? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Signed. How do you sign a mug? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I don't know but we can both write. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab I think you can get a permanent marker can't you and scribble on it then I promise I'll never drink from it. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well we'll give it a go, we can't promise but we'll certainly give it a go I promise you that. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Diane, you've been fantastic. Thank you. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Thank you very much and goodbye. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 DIANE\tab Goodbye. Bye, bye. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yes it's not much of an incentive listeners but if you do come on the s how and play our game next month we'll send you one of our t-shirts or travel mugs or some other tat we've got in the cupboard. Please email ouch@bbc.co.uk and put 'I have absolutely no dignity at all' in the subject line. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Jingle: Mat Fraser, Liz Carr bbc.co.uk/ouch] \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Playing music] \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Yeah if you're waiting for SashaTC you can hear the full track in about ten minutes, so stay listening and none of that fast forwarding malarkey all right? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Thanks to everyone that came t o see us at Naidex. Yes Ouch had a stall there. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah another trade fair that I missed. What was Naidex? What does it stand for \endash Need Another Disability Expensive Thing? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid72126 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well okay so we were at the NEC which is a big, big exhibition centre in Birmingham. And Naidex is that it's a big, big, huge trade show for disability equipment. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh okay. Stair lifts etc? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid72126 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid1996352 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's one, wheelchairs, adjustable beds \endash you name it okay}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1996352 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 all those things to make life easier}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1996352 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 they're all there. And Ouch had a stall so, as I say, thanks to everyone we got loads of people signing up and going "Thank God you're here" because it's a pretty humourless place, do you know what I mean? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh yes. And they have like different zones where they have workshops and they have lectures and sort of Ouch did, we did a thing on travel, we did a sort of discussion on travel, then we had a couple of comedians, we had Gareth Berliner we had Steve Day doing comedy slots... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab They're both great disabled comedians. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But all of the rest of the stuff was like 'Pressure sores \endash how to cope' do you know what I mean? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh no. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And 'Modern Thinking in Incontinence. I saw one it was great it was 'Standing up and sitting down \endash is it really that difficult? I mean just... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well depends if you've got legs or not I would have thought. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So that's what you missed, Mat, because I know we did miss you not being there. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I think I missed two or three now and I mean they ar e what they are trade fairs. I mean I guess we need them but attending them can be a bit depressing for a disabled person can't it? It's a bit like a massive hospital ward is it? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It was like that and it was interesting to see the mix of people because I'd say two thirds are therapists. I mean you're kind of scared that as you're wheeling around... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh people looking around for contracts. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. And you're being assessed as you go around. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Do they have like secret government officials the re like checking people... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par LIZ\tab They\rquote re}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 looking at you. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... for their DLA? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Absolutely. "Look at that, look at the }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\highlight7\insrsid3937925 flex}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid3937925 ibility}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 in her arms". I mean they are they do look at you in that way. And then the rest are kind of disabled people. I know a bunch from the Ouch message board gathered, you know, to sort of go round. And disabled people go, I think, I would go to see what's the latest kit. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And what, can you give me an example of a couple of latest innovations? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well I did see... there were a few things that I loved, and one of them was they had wheelchair accessible playground equipment for kids. So they had a swing that you could just wheel on. And they had a roundabout that you could just wheel a kid on, a lit tle crippy kid on. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab What like clip the chair to the roundabout? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah and just spin them round. And I thought that was... I loved the sort of non disability, you know,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 not}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 really heavy handed stuff. There was an awful lot adjustable beds, an awful lot of wheelchairs, an awful lot of oh those chairs, those big armchairs that they think we sit in, they}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \rquote re}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 usually wipe clean, do you know what I mean? And they help you... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I think they're for the slightly older disabled person maybe are they?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh they were selling them for every... I got offered them how offended }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 was I? D}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 o you know what I'm saying? I know I'm 38 but that's not fair, you know. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab To them you're just a chequebook though maybe. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you know what it did feel like that because so much of it is out of your range, you just can't afford it Mat. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab How much is a state of the art chair, you know the one you're talking about. The wipe clean chair that they sit in the front of the window of that independent living shop? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Where you stand up and it lowers you down. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab One of them. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Usually beige. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I think they're around \'a31,000 from what I was seeing. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Is that all? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab For the average non employed disabled person ha! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'd want to see one of those on wheels though. Now that could be fun going round}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 all the, you know, ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ))}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 . \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par MAT\tab You'd have to sell a leg. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But you've not been. You've never been and encountered this? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I mean I was at an event when next door there was the trade part of it and then I looked in and again it was the lifts and it was the chairs and it was the clumpy things that didn't really attract me because there were no u tensils for thalidomide people, and that's what I need in a trade fair. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's very random because as you're going round all the stalls to lure you in have bowls of sweets so it's kind of like they're trying to make us all diabetic in order to cripple us so that we then have to buy their rubbish, do you know what I mean? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That on the one side of the coin and on the other the assumption that all of us are actually children inside. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 LIZ\tab Oh nice, get you being ((}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid3937925 inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 )) it's either sweets or it's stress balls.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 I'm like how stressed is it being disa--... I mean obviously it can be, but stress balls were the big things. And there were a couple of stalls giving out ice cream. There was a company selling accessible bathrooms and I need to talk about t he bathroom and kitchens. \par MAT\tab Hold on a minute, so they're offering you, it just sounds like a really weird grooming situation going on. Sweets and ice cream and then straight to the bedroom... bathroom sorry. Oops Freudian slip. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab A bit of both. Ther e was, Mat, because I know you're moving into a new place and all that. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I am well that's the whole point I'm all about adapting kitchens. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's all about for me I need a flid kitchen. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You would've... there were a few... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hold on. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... examples, a few sort of... they were beautiful. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab They've got the slidey drawers? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab They had that slide silently. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And then just that last half inch that they... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Just at that moment they tease you and... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ... instead of going bang they go ((making silent sliding noise)). \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. And then the surfaces raise up and down. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And down. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh my God. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. And then there's like mixer taps, just saying. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab This is like a massage to me. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You turn it on and it gushes hot and cold. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And it's wet. And then you press a button... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab It's a family show}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Liz. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Okay. Anyway you press a button and then the doors open. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Hey. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But the shelves come out and down. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah, no like in German thalidomide kitchens you press a button, the shelves come out of a cupboard and down and come to you. I'm like, "Why don't we have that?" Well we do courtesy of the Naidex trade fair. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Just had the producer say that he's never heard accessible kitchens compared to porn and discussed in a porn way. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well Nigella maybe invented food porn, we've got kitchen porn for the disabled. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Wait until I tell you about the raising toilet seats. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I mean it's enough for me one of those crippy veg scrapers. So what was the newest thing in the kitchen because the thing I have the... I suppose the most difficult thing for me is the top cupboard and the bottom cupboard. Like if I want to get the bi g plates out I have to lie on the floor and with my foot reach into the bottom of the back cupboard. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well of the... so the bottom cupboard is what you'd have I think is the baskets that come out. You'd have shelving that you would pull out. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Remember listeners I need this because I have horribly truncated and foreshortened little flippers... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Here we go. In case you've forgotten over the last four years Mat Fraser is thalidomide and yeah... }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab So that's why I'm lying on the floor with my leg in a cupboard. Anyway go on. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And also the top shelves like I say you'd press a button and it all comes out and down. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab How much is that? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab They don't have prices. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab If you need to ask you can't afford it. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab If you need to ask y ou have to go to your social worker and beg and say you absolutely need it. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Does it just have a sign above saying 'No DLA'? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab To be honest it's the realms of compensation crips I think a lot of them. \par MAT\tab Oh! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you know what I mean? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab The top one percent. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab The top one percent. I'm sorry}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 if you are one that's great. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And I am. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Give us a bit. Yeah he's one. You know but it's kind of like that you can only privately afford them. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I'll have two of those. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Just rub it in. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I will. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Just rub it in, you know. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Like a lotion. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab There we were listeners at the cafe earlier and he was just saying he }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi720\li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 said, "Oh I'll buy a round" and for the first time ever he's rich, rich he is. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Rich beyond my wildest dreams! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Listeners don't want to hear that they're scrabbling round on their benefits. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I'm not rich, Liz, I'm not rich. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh you are inside. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah well I am now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You are personality-wise you are. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab That's because I've got the love of your friendship and the listenership of the Ouch people. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh this is sick. This is sick. Why do you want this accessible kitchen? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Because I'm bored, Liz, all my life I've struggled. In my current house to chop veg I have to get on my knees. Then the surface is adjacent to my neck but at least I can see and chop the veg. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'm thinking because I'm, you know, I've talked}{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 about this before I didn't use}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 to know where my kitchen was. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And now you're the veritable Condon Bleu. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Well I love cooking now. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab I know you love it. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab And I think because what I love more than cooking is TV cookery programmes. I'm bereft at the moment because Masterchef's not on. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Uh-huh! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's the two weeks }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 in the air where there's not a Master}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 chef on and it's distressing. But I think wouldn't it be great you, me, a few other crips Come Dine With Me the disabled version? }{ \rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh my word that would be awesome! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Explain, explain because some poor people will no t know what Come Dine With Me is. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Well Come Dine with Me is a programme were basically you sort of }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 get this week's contestant}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 to put on dinner and they help you do the dinner basically. And you have guests and everything and it's all rather three courses and cutlery in the right place and a little bit middle class. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh yeah. Four of you and you go round to each other's house every night and you entertain and it's who at the end... and you vote on who's got the best... \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid5576389 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid5576389 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab And that's right. And then people say, "Well I like David's pudding because it was a bit like that" you know it's like a reality programme but it's slightly competitive and all very... a little bit, I mean, God can you... so what would the line up be? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh just... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab They'd be me and you right? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah but also I think we'd have to judge people on how well they coped in the kitchen, do you know what I mean? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. Ah I tell you saying this as a joke I think it's a viable proposition. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I'd want a blindy in there. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Absolutely. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab So want a blindy. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab A blindy. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Blindy cook because do you know... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab You'd have to have a spas. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I think they've got all the... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab A wheelie. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab ... sort of talking everything that would be brilliant on TV wouldn't it? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab ((talking very fast)) "What did it say?" It said, "Use two cups of brown }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \'93s}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ugar". \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I don't think deaf. Do we need anyone deaf? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh I'm sick of the deaf. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Do you know what I mean? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Seen enough of them on telly. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab That's it. They get their sign programmes at one in the morning, do you we need to do anything else.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Stop complaining will you? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab It's fine they can still cook. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab No. So we have you, a wheelchair user, a thalidomide, a blindy and a spaser. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par MAT\tab But a proper spaser do you know what I mean? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah. Or a mad person or a person with learning difficulties? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Oh hold on the producer's just said, "What about the mental people?" \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Yeah, no I think that's it. "Don't let them near the hot stuff! Get the knives away." Maybe. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid1985880 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab What's happened to us? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I don't... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 MAT\tab It's this wholly const}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid3937925 ructed theme I mean ((inaudible}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid3937925 ))}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid3937925 .}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab But do you know what I really want to see that programme.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 \par MAT\tab No I genuinely do, for the tasting bit at the end. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Nobody would eat it. Oh and then... \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab What was the meal? \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab You'd have the PAs coming in to feed us. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Yeah. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab I mean... That's the end of the show for this month. So Mat does it leave you happy or a bit of a sour taste in your mouth? \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY! \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Oh joy of joys another one. Oh it was good. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Thanks to our over lords, masters, and let's face it, censors the Ouch production team here at the 麻豆社. That's Damon Rose and Emma }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 Tracey. Thanks also to Amy Gard}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 ner and the studio manager}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 Andy Rushton. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065\charrsid1985880 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab We're playing out this month with a track from 26 year old Sascha TV from North London. Disability fact fans yes she's a crutches user and has a nerve and muscle related condition. No she really does because she couldn't be with us today, she at a hos pital appointment, I know, keeping it real. So find out more about her on her website she's at MySpace.com/officialsaschatc and Sascha is spelt SASCHA. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \fi-720\li720\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin720\itap0\pararsid9322065 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab The track is called Love is Blind and it'll start as soon as we stop. So until next month, farewell. \par }\pard \ltrpar\ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid1985880 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 LIZ\tab Adieu. Goodbye. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 MAT\tab Au revoir. \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid9322065 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid1985880\charrsid1985880 [Playing music]}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\insrsid15427267\charrsid1985880 \par }}