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Ex-lovers turned cafe-bar owners Pam and Merv discuss love, life and a revamp. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From November 2001.

Pam and Merv are ex-lovers and middle-aged business partners.

Now they're trying to get with it by opening a Cyber section in their Vodka and Veggie cafe.

Chantal tells all about her latest bit of plastic surgery.

Merv tries to persuade Pam that love is more important than the money of her new, yet forever husband Dominic.

Oh and the computers get stolen too...

Sitcom written in four parts by and starring Mervyn Stutter.

Merv ...... Mervyn Stutter
Pam ...... Lill Roughley
Dibden ...... John Challis
PC Dilkes ...... Christopher Etteridge
Chantal ...... Tracy-Ann Oberman
Nev ...... Geoffrey Joseph

Producer: Mario Stylianides

First broadcast on 麻豆社 Radio 4 in November 2001.

30 minutes

Last on

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