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3. Love Letter to My Knockers/Wearing Glasses/Married a Second Time

Sarah Millican reads from her memoir. She delivers a love letter to her boobs and describes the impact of wearing glasses. From 2017.

Part-autobiography, part-self-help book, Sarah Millican's memoir is a funny, honest and sometimes outrageous account of how she went from being a quiet, bookish child to becoming one of Britain's most successful and best-loved comedians.

This episode opens with a light-hearted love letter to her knockers, before moving on to describe what it was like to wear glasses from a young age (including becoming a target for school bullies) and how, despite the failure of her first marriage, she learned to believe in the word 'forever' again and marry for a second time.

Written and read by Sarah Millican.

Abridged by Kirsteen Cameron.

Producer: Kirsteen Cameron

First broadcast on 麻豆社 Radio 4 in October 2017.

15 minutes

Credits

Role Contributor
Reader Sarah Millican
Author Sarah Millican
Abridger Kirsteen Cameron
Producer Kirsteen Cameron

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  • Wed 18 Oct 2017 10:41
  • Thu 19 Oct 2017 00:30
  • Wed 18 Nov 2026 08:30
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