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This week, the team take a look at some ‘Small Time Behaviour’ in Scottish football. They debate whether the cost of tickets is too high, if players are ever really ‘too good for that level’ and whether Scotland are making Andy Robertson worse. Plus they ask if shouting 'cheat, cheat, cheat' at the referee is a bit silly.
After that, things take a saucy turn as the boys delve into four SPFL's teams' unheralded players who deserve more exposure. From East Fife’s Mr Versatile to Rangers Northern Irish quarterback, from Hamilton’s game-breaker to one of the low-key best Championship goalkeepers, this is ‘Secret Sauce’.
Robert Borthwick returns with his social media liquid gold in ‘Get In My Veins’. After putting up with Craig Telfer, Robert looks back on the simmering Twitter takes after Scotland were hammered in Russia and then looked quite good against the worst team in the world.
Speaking of Scotland being rubbish, in See Ya Later Debater the team argue whether the national team should put us all out of our misery and just quit international football for good. Plus should the Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer Cup be open to teams from further afield than the United Kingdom and Ireland?
In ‘Future Headlines’ the team discuss the quiet rise of Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Forfar taking a dip, the best team outside the Old Firm and a St Mirren team who can’t score.
In Bank or Bust, Shaughan aims for a surprising two-for-two in predictions. Lower league social media teams beware.
Outside the studio, we look at Junior giants Auchinleck Talbot and why their years of dominance could be under threat, while Gary Cocker tries to find out ‘do footballers like escape rooms?’ in ‘What do footballers like?’ with Hamilton Accies striker Steve Davies.
Roddy Woomble and Andrew Mitchell of Idlewild close out the show with a heartwarming cover of Michael Marra’s Dundee United tune, 'Hamish the Goalie'.