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Callum Wilson is checking in from Dubai, where Newcastle United have taken the squad for a winter mini-break. Michail is not in Dubai, and he’s not at all jealous.

The boys review last weekend’s football, with Michail highlighting a decision he thinks got lost in the confusion during the latest anti-oil protest at White Hart Lane.

They explain what happens on club trips away, and how a ‘holiday with the lads’ can galvanise a squad and propel them onto greater things.

Finally, which pop band’s signing session do you think Callum queued up for?