Join historian Greg Jenner for a funny, family-friendly trip to the Aztec Empire. Full of gods, gold, chocolate and chaos! History that鈥檚 smart, silly and perfect for kids.
Dead Funny History: The Aztecs.
Join historian Greg Jenner for a funny and fascinating family adventure into the world of the Aztecs, an extraordinary civilisation of gods, gold, chocolate and鈥 the odd human sacrifice.
The rise of an empire
The Aztec Empire thrived in Central Mexico between the 14th and 16th centuries. Greg takes families and children back to Tenochtitlan, the stunning island city that became the Aztec capital. Home to grand pyramids, bustling markets and thousands of temples, it was four times bigger than Tudor London!
The Aztecs built their empire through skill, trade and an unshakeable belief in their gods. They worshipped deities of war, water, joy, dreams and even mischief; with a few dramatic rituals to keep them happy.
Sacrifice, skulls and sunshine
In this laugh-out-loud lesson, Greg explains why the Aztecs offered human hearts to the gods to keep the sun shining, and how their earth goddess, Tlaltecuhtli, demanded regular blood donations. From 鈥渇lower wars鈥 to giant skull racks, Aztec religion could be extreme, but it was also deeply symbolic and full of meaning.
Not all the stories are scary, though. Between the jokes and sound effects, Greg reveals a lively culture where chocolate was money, gold was 鈥渟un poop鈥, and weddings were celebrated with piggybacks and cocoa toasts!
Life in Tenochtitlan
Greg and the Dead Funny History cast bring the city to life with humour and heart - from the markets full of maize, avocados and chillies, to the matchmakers who literally 鈥渢ied the knot.鈥 There鈥檚 even a cameo from the world鈥檚 first emojis - Aztec picture writing!
It鈥檚 history told with big laughs, smart facts and plenty of family fun, as Greg balances gory moments with the joyful, inventive side of Aztec life.
The fall of the Aztecs
Of course, not every empire ends happily. Greg tells how Spanish conquistador Hernando Cort茅s arrived in 1519, bringing war, betrayal and devastating diseases that wiped out much of the Aztec world. It鈥檚 a sobering but powerful story about bravery, belief and survival.
Funny, factual and unforgettable
With jokes, sketches and sound design that make history come alive, Dead Funny History 鈥 The Aztecs is perfect for curious kids, families and fans of Greg Jenner鈥檚 clever storytelling. Discover how one of the world鈥檚 greatest civilisations shaped modern Mexico, and how chocolate really did change the world!
Writers: Jack Bernhardt, Gabby Hutchinson Crouch and Dr Emma Nagouse
Host: Greg Jenner
Performers: Mali Ann Rees and John-Luke Roberts
Producer: Dr Emma Nagouse
Associate Producer: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch
Audio producer: Emma Weatherill
Script consultant: Professor Caroline Dodds Pennock
Production Coordinator: Liz Tuohy
Production Manager: Jo Kyle
Studio Managers: Keith Graham and Andrew Garratt
Sound designer: Peregrine Andrews
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The comedy podcast that takes history seriously. Hosted by Greg Jenner.