#505 - Head House, The Malzeard Option and Deep Blue John
John puts forward his patented 'How To Beat a Lie Detector' method and Elis rails at scoring badly on an intelligence test.
Today鈥檚 show is one of peaks and troughs as everyone experiences their ups and downs. John puts forward a very questionable defence against a hypothetical crime, and Elis rails at scoring badly on an intelligence test.
On the flip side, the state of John鈥檚 brain receives numerous plaudits, and Elis tells an Oscar-worthy joke. It鈥檚 classic light and shade.
Elsewhere, Dave takes the team down memory lane by invoking Project Spice, as the boys taste a variety of hot chilli sauces that are guaranteed to blow their heads off. Elis attempts to kick-start the Cymru Connection, we learn about JohnTech (鈥榤ainly tech stuff鈥�), and Elis gets blindsided by a historical meeting with a bloke on holiday who kept saying that Sheffield was massive.
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- Fri 16 Jan 2026 13:00麻豆社 Radio 5 Live
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