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It鈥檚 a shame this year鈥檚 Oscar nominations have been named because John鈥檚 new film idea could have swept the board. Watch out John Ford with your record 4 wins for Best Director, watch out James Cameron with your highest-grossing films, there鈥檚 a new auteur in town.

However, it isn鈥檛 all positivity for our Robins. After the highs of creativity, the lows of having your heart broken by someone you thought was a good friend. Elis鈥檚 foul-mouthed review of one of Frank Zappa鈥檚 albums leaves a sour taste in the mouth, and ends up with Elis being put in the Dweeb Gang with fellow Zappa detractor Snoop Dogg.

Elsewhere there鈥檚 a Winter Olympics-based Made Up Game where Elis just simply will not show his workings, Drs Chris and Xand van Tulleken leave John a heartwarming message, and a harmless game of 20 questions goes down like a lead balloon.

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