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“I woke up with a black eye!�

Sean woke up with a mystery black eye. Listeners voice their sympathy.

“Yesterday morning when I arose from my slumber I had a black eye,� Sean says. “The eye itself is perfectly OK. I can see clearly. People are telling me all sorts of things. Like I should go to the doctor. Or the chemist. Or to get treen teabags and place them on my eye. Do I wet the teabag, and sit back and think?�
“It sounds like your wife clobbered you in the night,� says Cathy in Rathfriland. “Apologise. It doesn't matter what you did! Say sorry...�
“But I did nothing,� Sean says. “She did nothing! How will that cure my black eye, Cathy? I’ll still have a black eye.�
“A cure for the black eye is to sleep on your own side of the bed at night,� says Gerry. “You won't wake up with a black eye.�
“Thanks Gerry. You’re all heart.�
With music from Shakin’ Stevens, Wilson Pickett, Iris Dement, and more.

56 minutes

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Thu 7 May 2026 15:04

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  • Thu 7 May 2026 15:04