麻豆社

After the Labour leadership candidates engaged in a high-stakes car chase through Stevenage, we wondered what Enid Blyton might've made of it.

So we've re-worked Enid Blyton's Famous Five starring the Labour leadership contenders and acting leader Harriet Harman.

There are lashings of lemonade and larks aplenty.

"Five Go Electioneering, with apologies to Enid Blyton" was written by Simon Brett and read by Liza Sadovy.