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Dave's daughter turned 8: great! She celebrated with a party at a trampoline park: great! Dave was so hungry he started stealing nuggets from children's plates: not great!

And the bad behaviour doesn't stop there. Is your own child's birthday party a good place to take out your laptop and do some work? The jury's out.

John also gets onboard with the fun and comes up with a potentially million pound idea for the future of kids' birthday parties. Watch this space.

All this, plus some cracking post and John getting stumped by old cryptic crosswords.