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Elis is in the middle of a megaweek. He鈥檚 about to do a 100m race for charity that he wishes could be 18 yards, he鈥檚 been to 10 Downing Street because Sir Keir is in love with him, and he鈥檚 been accosted by a roomful of Welsh people wanting to connect with him.

But amongst all this he has also been betrayed. For there was a Paul McCartney-based event that he wasn鈥檛 invited to, despite another member of the team making the guest list.

But what about John? He鈥檚 been doing what he does everyday; checking the price of Bitcoin. This despite not ever having owned any.