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John鈥檚 having a nightmare because of a rapidly approaching admin hill AKA a holiday. He鈥檚 forgotten to count his t-shirts (but does it in his mind at the start of the show, don鈥檛 worry), and then his phone goes off mid-record. All this plus Dave鈥檚 confiscated his custard cream brownie until he starts behaving.

Elis on the other hand is buzzing due to an impending trip to Lisbon for the return of his favourite tournament: The Nations League. And he鈥檚 had a jazz epiphany.

The Rapid Response Unit is fired up to find out how many t-shirts our listeners own, and we find out why John only listens to Metallica on the toilet.

As announced in the show, we鈥檙e now welcoming emails on ANY topic. So send in whatever you fancy to hello@elisandjohn.com.