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Confessions is back on Drivetime!

Twenty years ago, when Simon was a whippersnapper presenter on Â鶹Éç Radio 1, he received thousands of letters from listeners confessing their darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, begging for his forgiveness. Every day, Father Mayo read out a confession - you may remember one about an unsuspecting goat; another involving Hammy the Hamster; one about a runaway milk float; or even the incident with Uncle Eric's ashes - and then he'd decide whether to grant forgiveness or not.

Instead of sending Simon your confession by letter like you used to, why not email him at confessions@bbc.co.uk or fill in our online Confessions form.

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Confessions Archive

Blame The Buzzards [31/03/10]

The Great Denture Duplicity [30/03/10]

A Joiner's Tale [29/03/10]

Wrong Man Overboard [25/03/10]

Blaming Fergus [24/03/10]

The Railway Faux Pas [23/03/10]

Slug Surprise [22/03/10]

The Whistler Rock Scam [18/03/10]

Bikers Revenge [17/03/10]

The Guilty Driver [16/03/10]

The Custard Bowl [15/03/10]

The Floating Butcher [11/03/10]

Green Metro Saga [10/03/10]

Graveyard Flower Heist [09/03/10]

The Seaside Bus Trip [08/03/10]

The Pig-Farmer [04/03/10]

The Bowler Hat [03/03/10]

Future Vicars And Fake Saints [02/03/10]

DIY Store Toilet [01/03/10]

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Classic Confessions

Between Monday 22 and Thursday 25 February Simon delved through his archive collection of Confessions and chose some of his favourites.

You can now read the full Top 20 Confessions by clicking the links below.

Blame It On The Paperboy

Cheese Shavings

Clay Pigeon Shooting

Constable X Initiation

Cow Bubble Bath

Exploding Cigarettes

The Goat And The Mine Shaft

Hammy The Hamster

The Morgue

Mr Pearce's Car

The Nativity

The Poetry Prize

The Red Sea

Rodents Revenge

Ronnie's Rabbit

Smokey And The Tunnel

Starsky And Hutch

The Swallowed 2p

Uncle Eric's Ashes

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