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Worried about being GDPR compliant? Worry not as 6 Music Breakfast's resident poet Murray Lachlan Young joined this morning with a special poem about the incoming GDPR Law. OK, yes, I spied on you For training purposes it’s true Alright I have been spamming you But just because you asked me to OK, OK with pre ticked boxes Yes, I breached your privacy Flogged your data, god knows where And then refused to set you free But I’m not like I used to be I’ve grown so much Oh can’t you see? No longer feckless and nieve The better, stronger, safer me And yes I’ve left it stupid late And yes I know I’ve been away Just not devious any more But I’ve contacted you to say Please don’t go, Is this the end? Maybe somehow we stay just friends? Sad face emoji I’m begging you please Action required I’m down on my knees Maybe we could just hook up later And I could well you know? legitimately process your data SK: Is round robin email? No, who do you think I am? OK, yes it is a round robin SK: I thought so You see, look I’m being totally honest