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I should be out there again, fixing the ozone hole with sealing wax, Canuting the rising tides, keeping the polar icecaps cool with a damp cloth. But on this day 鈥� most days in fact 鈥� it鈥檚 all too much. I鈥檒l loaf another hour in this beachfront shack watching the fire brigade in their flying boat 鈥� Custard-yellow, inferno-red - doing training drills and dummy runs in the mouth of the bay. Wherever it kisses the waves it drinks from the sea, then climbs and pisses a glitter of false rain onto make-believe flames and never misses.
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