| RobinH | Hello and welcome to our chat room! |
| RobinH | Just 20 minutes to go... |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Just 10 minutes to go... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hallo everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | welcome to the party |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | welcome guest |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I'm just putting the finishing touches to the room |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I'm looking forward to the jokes |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Turn the radio on and listen too. It's bi-media |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Jan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I'm here alone |
| BBHÌýJan | Hi studio!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | The party is crashing :-) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hoorah |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | the first guest |
| BBHÌýJan | we're raring to go now! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | this is great |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I love it |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | More details of Anne Widicombe later .... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hallo guest, and welcome |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hi shona |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | welcome to the Children In Need party |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | Thankyou where are the nibbles? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | they're on teh table near the kitchen |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | please help yoruself |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | would you like a drink? |
| BBHÌýJan | any chocolate? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I thought you were bringing that |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | t 1 sugar please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Monty |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ANd Chris |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | definetley vodka! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lovely to see you all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | and in facny dress too!! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Great news about the town eh rob ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hang on Chris, Rob is just walking into this studio from the other |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | He looks nice with his new haircut |
| BHBÌýKT | Hello everybody |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Afternon |
| Monty | having probs here |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | noon |
| Kat | Hi tell me what to do...like Rob never been in a chat room before....help!! I will donate a tenner by the way |
| PartyÌýGaz | hhhhheeeeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo |
| BBHÌýJan | haircut especially for Children in Need - but shouldn't he have had it all shaved off? |
| Monty | ah thats better |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi GAz |
| Monty | now then...who wants a gobstopper? |
| BHBÌýKT | me pleae! |
| Kat | Hi Monty, thanks I'd like one |
| Monty | steady on ..one at a time |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Rob in here yet ? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | strawberry flavour please |
| Monty | ok ok |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Yes Rob is here now |
| Monty | but u aint havin me lollipops ok? |
| BHBÌýKT | has anybody got any prawn sandwiches? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | He's putting his headphones on |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | with the crusts cut off? |
| Monty | i've got prawn volovents |
| Kat | wheres the Italian stallion then? i promised to flirt with him on air the other day |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | here he is |
| BHBÌýKT | That'll do! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | got some left over from lunch, a bit curled at the edges ! |
| PartyÌýGaz | KNOCK KNOCK |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | COME IN " |
| Monty | whos there |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | what's happened with Luton? |
| Monty | lol |
| PartyÌýGaz | no you say who's there.................... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Bumble Bee, waht's the buzz? |
| BHBÌýKT | They can be sold now |
| PartyÌýGaz | KNOCK KNOCK |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | who's there |
| Kat | Come on then Rob say hello in a flirty way.....like helllllooo gorgeous! |
| PartyÌýGaz | BIG ISH |
| BHBÌýKT | we could auction them off for Children in need! |
| Monty | where is the man? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | he's here |
| BBHÌýJan | BIG ISh who? |
| PartyÌýGaz | NOT TODAY THANKS |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I am typing for him |
| Monty | oh hi Rob m8 |
| Monty | oic |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Monty. How's things |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Pity about Frank |
| Monty | has the bar opened yet? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | He can't get in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lets all get a drink and toast Frank |
| Monty | things are good Rob |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | The bar is opened in the kitchen |
| BBHÌýJan | Cheers Frank! |
| Monty | yea shame about Frank |
| Kat | yeah! Cheer Frankie - we are gonna miss you |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | And - don't forget -w e all want you to pledge moeny |
| Monty | okies |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Lisa |
| BHBÌýKT | It's quiet without him! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | In adn out? |
| Monty | mines a guinness! |
| Kat | Come on Rob speak to us! |
| BHBÌýKT | mines a stella |
| BBHÌýJan | I'm more of a G&T girl myself - any ice and lemon? |
| Monty | and bung some chips on it! lol |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | any drinking ganes? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | \Rob says Helllooooo gorgeous Kat |
| BHBÌýKT | I'm feeling a bit giddy already! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | We need your jokes too - KT can start |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Hi Shaun and Lisa. Hi Bumbly. |
| Monty | you stareted befre us tho Kat |
| BHBÌýKT | What's brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | umm, I dunno, what is brown and sticky? |
| Monty | erm?? |
| BHBÌýKT | A stick! |
| Kat | Well Rob helloooo you old smoothie - just to tell you I am wearing that rugby shirt - |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | a dirty dog? |
| Monty | rofl |
| ShaunÌýflynn | hello, Pc was not configured properly |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Ahah R u ok now Shaun? |
| Monty | hi shaun |
| BHBÌýKT | Do I get the prize? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | When is the webcam pic gonna be updated, still ugly Pilgrimsmug on there ! |
| Monty | glad u could make it |
| ShaunÌýflynn | yup |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | The webcam should change now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | you should be able to see the gorgeous ROb |
| ShaunÌýflynn | were's the pringles? |
| Guest10336 | hello |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | all the food is in the kitchen |
| BBHÌýJan | Look at the office web cam and see us instead!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Girls on webcams ..... |
| Monty | aha ...are you Frank? |
| Guest10336 | jan who's the goodlooking girl with her back to us onthe web cam |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hallo guest |
| Guest10336 | dressed in black? |
| LisaÌýHolwell | what do you call a man with no arms and legs,under a pile of leaves? |
| BHBÌýKT | Hurrah - that's me! |
| Guest10336 | oh shame |
| Monty | russell? |
| LisaÌýHolwell | yes! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | good one Lisa |
| Monty | hehehe |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Welcome to the chat room Rosemary. |
| BHBÌýKT | What's yellow and smells of bananas? |
| BBHÌýJan | a banana? |
| Monty | bannanas? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Who is that near the pillar on the left on the office cam ?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | a monkey in custtard? |
| BHBÌýKT | No - monkey sick! |
| BBHÌýJan | it's me!!! |
| Monty | lmao |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | very good. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Hi Jan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | So everyone got a drink? |
| BBHÌýJan | hi Chris |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Who is freind with her back to us ?? |
| ShaunÌýflynn | all of my jokes will havr the MODS running for the hills :(( |
| Guest10336 | i phoned up the kebab house and asked do you deliver........ the siad no we just do chicken or beef............................ very funny joke if you say it out loud |
| Monty | yes thanx |
| BHBÌýKT | I'm on my third pint |
| Monty | just need some food now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | well we need some pledges .... |
| BHBÌýKT | LOL alot! |
| Monty | pass the sausage rolls someone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | before I get the vol au vetns out |
| Monty | awww thats bribery lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I just got the kebab joke.. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | What does BBH stand for ?? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | what do reindeer say before telling you a joke? |
| BHBÌýKT | Better late than never! |
| Monty | better late than never lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Beds Bucks and Herts |
| Monty | GMTA |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi groovy |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | this will sleigh you! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Stupid me ! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | boom boom |
| ShaunÌýflynn | What do you say to a Turkish baby thay wont stop crying? Shush Kebaby! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Hi Groovy, welcome to the chat room :-) |
| Monty | hi Shona |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | yo pizza! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | evening monty |
| BHBÌýKT | Can we put some music on? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Hello, How you doing? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | this is fast isn't it |
| Monty | how ya doin? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Yes! |
| Monty | hi pizza |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Hi |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Yo it's SImon!! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | good thirsty there is a q at the bar |
| BHBÌýKT | I've got my best of S Club CD |
| Monty | makes ya giddy lol |
| SimonÌýDavies | hi everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | nice dancing Shaun |
| Monty | yay! hi simon |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | is anyone going to do the conga? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | You lead Shona, we'll follow |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | fOR CHARITY YES |
| Kat | Hi Simon was waiting for someone else I know. Hows the ribs? |
| Monty | like me disguise? |
| BHBÌýKT | Don't Stop Movin' la la la la la la |
| SimonÌýDavies | find thanks a little sore |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Reach for the stars |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Drunk Pub stuff! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Very good Monty |
| BHBÌýKT | Climb every mountain high! |
| Kat | looking forward to the match tomorrow? (this is small talk til I know you better... |
| SimonÌýDavies | no franky? |
| Monty | stop that |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | why did the reindeer wear black boots? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | HE can't get in :-( |
| SimonÌýDavies | who's going to take the micky now? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | We're going to record this for him |
| BBHÌýJan | Anyone fancy a game of twister? I'm quite flexible.. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Lynne and groovy chick |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | because his brown ones were dirty |
| Kat | No he cannot access this apparently via his ntl box - what a b***er |
| SimonÌýDavies | it's like morecobe with out wise me with out Frank |
| SimonÌýDavies | he's my rock |
| Monty | yea it is simon |
| SimonÌýDavies | * breaks down in tears * |
| Monty | he told us to keep an eye on u m8 |
| Kat | yeah, he s told us all to go in there with a smile and enjoy it whether we like it or not! |
| SimonÌýDavies | why? |
| ShaunÌýflynn | Children in need? My 13 yr old step son is sitting here filling his face. He is always in need! |
| BBHÌýJan | i've got a tissue.. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Are you wild at parties Simon? |
| Monty | its ok simon |
| SimonÌýDavies | thanks jan |
| BHBÌýKT | Oh no - people always get emotional after a few pints! |
| SimonÌýDavies | i haven't drunk yet |
| Monty | lol |
| BBHÌýJan | i'm still waiting for my gin! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | whos drunk granny is that in the corner? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | c'mon some pledges please |
| Monty | imagine wot he'll be like later |
| Kat | Hows the blazer Monty? are we the only ones with school uniform on |
| Monty | |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | That's not a granny that's me? |
| SimonÌýDavies | thanks my wife not a gran |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | oopps sorry! |
| Monty | keep up Rob |
| LYNNE | HI everyone we raised £45 for children in need this morning at work with coffee and cake |
| SimonÌýDavies | frank always said he was slow |
| Kat | come on Rob get with it eh |
| BHBÌýKT | Well done Lynne |
| Kat | yeah Frank knows everything |
| Monty | Rob can't handle the pace lol |
| SimonÌýDavies | so he says |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | ask his wife |
| SimonÌýDavies | it all comes from the childerns encylopdiea |
| Kat | and poor old Rob is slow on the uptake. |
| LYNNE | FRANK in BOREHAMWOOD how are you? |
| Monty | come on peeps. |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | i pledged £20 so i can tell bad jokes |
| Monty | Hi Frank! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Well done Shona |
| Kat | oh bless - he must be so disappointed not to be here with us - hes our father figure on the board |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | that's great - give us your worse jokes |
| ShaunÌýflynn | ***STOP PRESS*** Roberto NeNiro is to star as Harold Shipman in a new movie called 'The Old Dear Hunter' |
| Monty | why are you wearing Lynne's clothes?? |
| BHBÌýKT | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
| SimonÌýDavies | kat he's a father figure that must be very distrubing when replys to you;re message |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | how long should a reineers legs be (see i have a theme!) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | How long should they eb? |
| Monty | a carrot? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | just long enough to reach the ground |
| BHBÌýKT | You've heard it before! |
| Guest10336 | i saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'guess' on it... i said.... Thyroid problem! |
| LYNNE | LYNNE here I am not wearing any clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I think Monty has got the better of your jokes KT |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | My niece asked me earlier what I was doing for her on Children In Need, she says she is a Child in need ! Cheeky ! |
| Monty | no..just a guess lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | a naked Lynne? |
| Guest10336 | do you have a webcam lynn? |
| SimonÌýDavies | he we go |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Not that you could tell us the address... of course! ;-) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hi guesst |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | I can see where this chat is going .... !! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | does anyone know why u cant buy turkey eggs? |
| Monty | you look just like Frank with ur kit off lol |
| Kat | generally speaking I meant Simon! what can I do with Frank - he is always picking up on everything he can and making it into a joke! |
| LYNNE | YES it is very warm for this time of year |
| BBHÌýJan | hope you've pulled the curtains Lynne! |
| SimonÌýDavies | frank is famous again |
| Guest10336 | I OFTEN WANTED TO DROWN MY TROUBLES, BUT i CAN'T GET MY WIF TO GO SWIMMING! |
| SimonÌýDavies | i never get a mention on-air |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | gROAN! |
| Monty | hey stop shouting ..ive got a headache |
| LYNNE | FRANK get on line now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Not shouting |
| ShaunÌýflynn | I went to the butchers counter in waitrose and asked the girl serving if she had turket breasts? she screamed no and slapped me! |
| Monty | guest is |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Mat |
| Monty | lol shaun |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | If anyone cannot get online tell them to go here to this download http://***.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | OOPS I CAN'T TYPE SORRY. |
| LYNNE | VERY GOOD SHAUN |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | so who's in fancy dress? |
| MatÌýN | Hello everybody How is everybody ? |
| Monty | |
| SimonÌýDavies | rob needs a pace maker, cause he can't keep pace |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Mat. |
| SimonÌýDavies | i'll get my coat |
| Monty | hi Mat m8 |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | What are you wearing Monty? |
| Monty | lol@simon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Where u going Simon - have u pulled? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | well this is far better than working! |
| Monty | a very tight fitting blazer |
| SimonÌýDavies | bad joke made me ill |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Kat1 |
| SimonÌýDavies | i thought frank said we all had to come naked? |
| SimonÌýDavies | i feel stupid now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | , that's OK,w e hadn't noticed ;-) |
| SimonÌýDavies | thanks, i think |
| Monty | lol ...didnt think u wou fall 4 it sinon lol |
| Monty | *simon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | More jokes please ... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | we want quality AND quantity |
| Guest10336 | I THINK ANIMAL TESTING IS A TERRIBLE IDEA..... THEY GET ALL NERVOUS AND GIVE THE WRONG ANSWERS! hahahaha |
| Kat1 | Ooops sorry I got cut off by ntl and had to start again! Hi 3 Counties Studio nice to talk to you all |
| LYNNE | ROBERTO you look very smart,why did the hedgehog cross the road?NEW answers please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Kat1 |
| Monty | BRB |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | TO see his flat mate? |
| ShaunÌýflynn | I am not in fancy dress, but if the ladies want i will go upsatairs and put my firefigtters tunic and helmet on? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | I am going to a joint Children In Need/My best mates 30th tonight party tonight at the Houghton Regis Centre, fancy dress... I'm going as a surgeon ! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | instead of videoa as a prize what about a date with john vernon smith? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Sounds great Chris |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Oh yes firefighters! |
| LYNNE | NO a new answer please thank you |
| SimonÌýDavies | yeah shona good idea |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | To et to the otehr side |
| SimonÌýDavies | erm i mean no bad idea |
| MatÌýN | Why did the banana go to see his doctor ? |
| SimonÌýDavies | opps |
| BBHÌýJan | form a queue for the firefighters....!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Get your fireman's outfi on and show us your hose |
| SimonÌýDavies | really |
| MatÌýN | Because he wasn't peeling to well !!! |
| ShaunÌýflynn | lol |
| SimonÌýDavies | that's disgustug |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | why did the banana got to the docs? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ahhh |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| SimonÌýDavies | you don't know where they stick those hoses |
| ShaunÌýflynn | i am resrtrained.....whoops i meant retained |
| Guest10336 | ok what about this one * I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don;t get on with my real ladder.............. hahahaha |
| Paula | howdy all |
| SimonÌýDavies | hey |
| BBHÌýJan | no but we'll have fun finding out |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@guest |
| Monty | hi Paula |
| MatÌýN | Hello Paula |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hi Paula |
| Paula | i have a bad joke |
| Monty | lol@guest |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | hi |
| Monty | oh oh |
| Paula | whats brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | go on but nothing vulgar Paula |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Can Rob say Happy 30th Birthday to Dino (Glenn Dundon) ! |
| Monty | a stick! |
| MatÌýN | A stick !!! |
| Paula | doh! |
| SimonÌýDavies | no he can't |
| Monty | LMAO |
| SimonÌýDavies | he's busy trying to keep p |
| Monty | we had that one Paula |
| LYNNE | OR I would love to see the policeman's truncheon I thank you please |
| Paula | rakes through the brain archives of bad jokes |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | any more pledges PLEASE |
| Monty | lol |
| Monty | how many so far Rob? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I am wearing my virtual gold hot pans Frank |
| Guest10336 | i saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help? I said ; No Six should be enough! hahahahaha |
| ShaunÌýflynn | reports are coming in about the UK's first death from viagra, a man from Luton died after tripping in his bedroom and pole vaulting out of his bedroom window..................................................................................... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi chelsea girl |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | well i am off home now if anyone can find a way ti get a date with jvs let me know |
| chelseaÌýgirl | hi everyone chelsea girl here |
| ShonaÌýCurtis | happy fundraising |
| Paula | i got one but its not rude ok although you may think it is |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | HI cg |
| Monty | hi chelsea girl |
| Kat1 | Hi chelsea girl. nice to meet you on here at last |
| chelseaÌýgirl | better late thatn never |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | OK Shona, we'll get our thinking caps on thanks for joining us and don't forget to donate |
| Paula | hi chelsea |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Monty |
| SimonÌýDavies | thought you'd gone kat |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Kat |
| Kat1 | sorry i missed your birthday party - |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Paula |
| Monty | dont tell the wots brown an d sticky one |
| SimonÌýDavies | hi chelsea girl |
| Paula | whats long thin covered in skin red in parts and put in tarts..........Rubarb |
| Monty | weve had it twice already lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl | don't worry about missing party there's always next year |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@rhubarb |
| Monty | ooo eer |
| Kat1 | No Simon, ntl cut me me (painfull it was) but I am back now and sitting here quietly and behaving myself...so far...i promised Frank I wouldl |
| Paula | and my spelling is dismall |
| BumblyÌýBee | hahaha |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | any one done anything for Children In NEed today? |
| Monty | hi bumbly didnt see u there |
| LYNNE | £5 if ROBERTO tells me what a great listener to 3CR I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | so Shona wants a date with JVS then? |
| BumblyÌýBee | hi all! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| SimonÌýDavies | may spelling is teri... terir... really bad |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | is stevie here? He promised cheese and pineapples |
| Kat1 | I can hardly breath in this tight gymslip |
| Paula | my company did but i havent been there for 4 months due to being off sick |
| Guest10336 | when I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike..... then i realised that the lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me! |
| Monty | lol KAt |
| chelseaÌýgirl | hi Bumble Bee |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| Paula | lmao |
| BumblyÌýBee | hi chelsea girl u ok |
| Monty | yea we did...just now lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes fine thanx a little late on here, but I'm here now! |
| Kat1 | Doesnt Rob type then? Oh no I forgot he cannot read his texts on his own on air either!! |
| BHBÌýKT | Anybody got cheesy footballs? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | how's u Monty? |
| Kat1 | Martyn can |
| Monty | wots brown and sounds like a bell? ...DUNG!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | He can type yes of course |
| BumblyÌýBee | me to just worked it out! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | But then I wouldn't ahve anything to do |
| ShaunÌýflynn | can some when please tell me if its true? did Mrs Perrone buy him a set of gold cuff links and did he ask where he could get his wrists pierced to wear them? |
| LYNNE | NO but I've got cheesy feet |
| Monty | im good ta chelasea girl |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yep I've got some cheeses footballs, the kids are eating them for party t |
| SimonÌýDavies | i've got chessy bal... no to easy |
| BBHÌýJan | I'm sure we could think of something for you to do |
| Paula | get rob to make tea then |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Hey stop being so cruel this is for chraity. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap. |
| Monty | hahaha |
| Kat1 | oh alright then I believe you 3CR studio - i! |
| BumblyÌýBee | chris thats AWFUL! |
| ShaunÌýflynn | wheres the pringles???????????????????????????????????? |
| BumblyÌýBee | eaten them! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | you haven't seen her |
| chelseaÌýgirl | what flavour Shaun? |
| Monty | |
| BHBÌýKT | Paprika or sour cream and chives |
| ShaunÌýflynn | plain |
| Kat1 | can I have a gin and tonic please - make it a double |
| SimonÌýDavies | has anyone seen my gran... |
| Monty | they were luvly |
| BBHÌýJan | i'm still waiting for mine.. |
| BumblyÌýBee | Baileys please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Everyone happy? ROb says HALLO!! |
| BumblyÌýBee | HALLO!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | I've got the sausage rolls |
| Kat1 | HALLO big boy! |
| BBHÌýJan | I'm happy.. |
| Paula | Howdy Rob keep the good work up cracking show as usual |
| chelseaÌýgirl | who's big boy? |
| BumblyÌýBee | Big KISS xx |
| LYNNE | HALLO DEAREST ROBERTO |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Do you like this chatroom thing then? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes the chatroom is great |
| BHBÌýKT | yeah - it's good |
| Guest10336 | hey BBH JAN i took my girlfriend to the carribean........................... |
| Paula | Oh i named my cat after rob only when hes bad does he get called roberto...hey i needed a name |
| Monty | yay ...Lynne got a mention |
| MatÌýN | Jamaica ? |
| Kat1 | Rob of course! and yes this is great - can we do this every day...oooh stop that Rob you are making me come over all unnecessary |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | What's the most adventurous thing that someone would do for Children in Need? |
| Guest10336 | No she went on her own acord! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Jamaica? |
| BBHÌýJan | Jamaica |
| Paula | well we call him bobby rob |
| BHBÌýKT | behind a bit aren't we! |
| Monty | or robby bob |
| Guest10336 | i played a game of cards with a group of indians.............................. |
| BHBÌýKT | snap |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept! |
| ShaunÌýflynn | right must log off to get my daughter from nursery.............bye |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | AND? |
| Monty | uhu |
| BHBÌýKT | zulus |
| Guest10336 | no i won five pounds |
| BBHÌýJan | did you loose ZuLu |
| Monty | cya shaun m8 |
| chelseaÌýgirl | bye Shaun |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | She's found a new cheap way of making yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes. |
| BHBÌýKT | graoan |
| chelseaÌýgirl | wheres Frank? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | BYE shAUN THANKS A LOT FOR EBIGN EHRE |
| Monty | couldnt make it chelsea |
| BumblyÌýBee | stopit chris! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | whoops |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | stop what ? |
| Kat1 | bye Shaun, more jokes on M's show no doubt unreadable on air!! |
| Paula | two nuns in the bath, one says to the other wheres the soap, the other said yes it does doesn't it!....hope that wasnt bad |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | any more pledges come on we need to make £26 million |
| BumblyÌýBee | no more gin for u! |
| SimonÌýDavies | A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can." |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | and we need more pledges to ehar about Anne Widdicombe and Martyn Coote |
| Monty | errm 26M from this chat???? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Rob you're wicked to Martyn!!! |
| Monty | lol |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.' |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | no, from the Â鶹Éç, but if you're going to doante Monty I won't stop you!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee | he loves him reely! |
| Paula | but at least hes consistant!..lol |
| LYNNE1 | Have you ever met MARTYN |
| SimonÌýDavies | have you heard about micheal jackson... he's getting back togeather |
| Monty | chelsea girls loaded she'll pledge a couple of grand |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | Cooeeeeee, Hello Big Boy! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | I've met Martyn |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Yes I have he's a lovely man |
| chelseaÌýgirl | and he is nice |
| Kat1 | Yes hes our fave Chelseagirl isnt he...why does Rob pick on Martyn...we love him! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | and he likes Anne W |
| Monty | lol hi fairy |
| BHBÌýKT | My mate used to be engaged to an inflatabel Dutch girl but it was very sad.... |
| chelseaÌýgirl | I love MARTYN TOO |
| BumblyÌýBee | hi FBQ |
| BBHÌýJan | You should see his tattoos!! |
| BHBÌýKT | she popped her clogs! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Yes we've got his tattoos online |
| chelseaÌýgirl | wish I could c his tattoos |
| BumblyÌýBee | Plural? |
| Monty | lol KT |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | I hope your all saying nice things about Roberto |
| Paula | did you hear that peter cussing married whoppi goldberg |
| chelseaÌýgirl | where r the tattoos online then? |
| Paula | shes now called whoppi cushin |
| Guest10336 | ok only 25minutes left till the end of the party! need to sort out my last slow dance.................. who's up for it?........... |
| LYNNE1 | ROERTO loves people Martyn only loves 2 wheels |
| Monty | is that you Martyn? |
| SimonÌýDavies | i want kat |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Rob is great but I don't always get chance to listen to all the show |
| Monty | ME |
| sallie | hi everybody |
| BHBÌýKT | I will Guest 10336 |
| Monty | hi salie |
| BumblyÌýBee | Meow! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Sallie |
| SimonÌýDavies | i mean litteraly but a cyber dance will do |
| Paula | nowt wrong with loving two wheels |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | Martyn has a nice bike but my Harley is Pink! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | BRB |
| Kat1 | Hello Simon, I am here - whats up babe? |
| BumblyÌýBee | hi sallie |
| SimonÌýDavies | i want a dance |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Yes I'm a fan of Robs too! |
| Monty | lol@fairy |
| Paula | hi sallie |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Joke from Rob: A man wlaks into a pub amd orders a drink. The rugby is on. Johnny W kicks a conversion and the dog does a double somersault a back flip adn sings a song. The bar man says blimey, that's a great trick. What happens when England score a try? Man says I dunno, I've only had the dog three years ..... |
| LYNNE1 | ARE your clothes pink too |
| sallie | i like the leathers tha go on 2 wheels |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | i do have a pink top i got from Gap |
| Kat1 | Martyns bike is red and silver - I saw it last Friday (and him of course) |
| SimonÌýDavies | i think rob should... |
| BumblyÌýBee | and your......gloves? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I thnk Rob's joke is the funniest so far |
| Monty | lol@rob |
| Monty | good one |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | no..... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | very topical |
| BHBÌýKT | creep |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | not many places do pink leather |
| LYNNE1 | WHAT at Mursley |
| Monty | indeed |
| Kat1 | Yep |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Yes I agree on the joke |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | You do better then KT, something topical |
| Paula | bloke walks in to a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm, the bloke says one for me and one for the road, the landlord says im not serving him he's a cyclepath |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | Would rob like to have a ride pillion? |
| BumblyÌýBee | oooh er |
| Monty | lol@paula |
| Monty | i like it |
| BHBÌýKT | What happened to the cowboy with paper trousers? |
| Monty | i like it a lot |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@paula |
| SimonÌýDavies | I'm trying to write a book on pengiuns... paper would be easier |
| BumblyÌýBee | me too |
| MatÌýN | Where do you find a dog with no legs ? The same place you left him |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | he he SImon |
| BumblyÌýBee | lol simon |
| SimonÌýDavies | i thank u |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| BHBÌýKT | He got done for rustling! |
| SimonÌýDavies | no i deer |
| Monty | no idea |
| BumblyÌýBee | no eye deer |
| BBHÌýJan | no eye dear |
| SimonÌýDavies | whoops sorry |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | yep KT |
| SimonÌýDavies | replef action |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| BBHÌýJan | still no eye dear |
| SimonÌýDavies | ? |
| Monty | someone explain it |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | still no eye deer |
| BumblyÌýBee | still no idea |
| SimonÌýDavies | hehehe |
| Monty | lmao |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | waht do you call a sheep with no legs? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| BBHÌýJan | baaa no eye dear? |
| sallie | middle aged woman walks into living room naked, husband says y r u naked, she says this is my love dress, husbans says well go and iron it then |
| Monty | dunno |
| BumblyÌýBee | a cloud |
| MatÌýN | What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter he won't come |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | a cloud |
| Paula | white horse walks in to a pub and says can I have a pint please the landlord says i have a drink named after you the horse says what eric |
| SimonÌýDavies | |
| SimonÌýDavies | did it work? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | could rob blow a kiss at the web cam for £10 pledged? i will do a screen grab, print it, frame it and keep it by my bed |
| SimonÌýDavies | damm |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@simon |
| LYNNE1 | get the spelling right you lot |
| BHBÌýKT | what do you call a fly without wings? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Kat..you have got it bad over Martyn, what a following he has |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| BHBÌýKT | A walk |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | FAiry Biker - r u Martyn Coote? |
| BumblyÌýBee | FBQ u go girl! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch. 'Hello, darllng,' said the mother, 'Chris has had this marvellous idea for curing my rheumatism.' |
| Monty | web kiss done |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | kerching!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | well done Fairy |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ANy advances - more pledges, more kisses .... |
| Kat1 | Martyn gets emails from Fairy BQ on his show - dont think he writes em himself |
| Paula | less sloppy next time we didnt have time to get our umbrellas out rob |
| chelseaÌýgirl | I pity the ladies of 3cr if M ever gets remarried |
| SimonÌýDavies | what do you get from a pampered cow... spolied milk |
| Monty | groan |
| SimonÌýDavies | why do gorilas have big noses... they have big fingers |
| BumblyÌýBee | lots of broken hearts! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Is there a MArtyn Coote fan club in here? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | no for twenty quid will he hold a piece of paper up to the webcam saying "Coote is Cool"? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yep |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Pour me anotehr drink fast!!! |
| Monty | right ...another drink anyone???? |
| SimonÌýDavies | i'm sorry everyone i've got to get them out of my system my GF won;t let me tell them at home |
| BBHÌýJan | NO NO NO NO I need a gin NOW! |
| BumblyÌýBee | me please a large one |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes i'll have a bacardi and coke |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | u do taht SImon, we're all ears |
| Monty | I'll have another guinness |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I'd like a pint of lager and black |
| SimonÌýDavies | what do you call chesse that's not yours... nacho cheese |
| Monty | ok ..i'll get em in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | thanks Monty |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | cheers Monty |
| Monty | uuurgghhh!!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies | I think i'm channeliing the online spirit of frank |
| Monty | yw chelsea |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ANY MORE PLEDGES PLEASE |
| LYNNE1 | COME ON FRANK WHERE ARE YOU? |
| BHBÌýKT | What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Pint or bottle of Peroni |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | Rob is my big chunk of hunk & Martyn is my little chunk of hunk! |
| Monty | he cant get in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | pint please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hallo Kim |
| Paula | treble morelike |
| Monty | the door is not frank friendly |
| MatÌýN | Doctor doctor I've just swallowed a roll of film...........O.K we'll have to see what develops |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol MAt |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Here is the best joke......John Gurney !!! |
| BHBÌýKT | somebody ask frank to call the show! |
| MatÌýN | LOL Chris !!!! |
| Paula | whats got one eye twelve legs and four tails? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | CHildren's videos are up for grabs ... |
| Monty | doctor I feel like a pair of curtains ...pull urself together man!! |
| BBHÌýJan | Martyn Coote? |
| Paula | 3 blind mice and half a kipper |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@Jan |
| Monty | awww poor ol martyn |
| BumblyÌýBee | FBQ blow ME a kiss! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Why is there only one monopolies commission? |
| Kat | Yes, ask Frank to ring in and speak to us via Rob - he was wearing his school uniform an all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | FBQ? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | puckers up...... |
| chelseaÌýgirl | 3 men 1 digs a hole another puts a tree in it and the 3rd covers the hole in. One day there were only 2 men and one dug the hole and the other filled it in, a man walking by asked why they were digging out a hole and filling it in, bith men replied " the man who plants the tree is off sick" |
| Monty | bless him |
| Paula | whats white and cant climb trees? |
| SimonÌýDavies | My horse was so late getting home... he tiptoed into the stable. |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| Paula | a fridge |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol loads of jokes. These are great |
| LYNNE1 | OH you are awful but I love you all |
| BumblyÌýBee | LUVLEY! |
| Monty | FBQ? |
| Paula | whats white red and blue and can climb trees |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | class |
| Monty | new one on me |
| Paula | super fridge |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | where would you like me to blow it Bumble? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | ? |
| BumblyÌýBee | over here |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
| SimonÌýDavies | I was once in a hotel so elegant hotel... Room service has an unlisted number. |
| Paula | whats white and wears check trousers.....rupert the fridge |
| Monty | omg |
| SimonÌýDavies | A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | on its way sweetie |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | they're going to make a film out of Anne Widdicombe adn Martyn Coote |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | wow |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Why do they lock petrol station toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them? |
| BumblyÌýBee | Horrer? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | it'll be a block buster |
| LYNNE1 | AT least we know MARTYN can pull |
| Kat | Rob stop that......dont tease our Martyn. Some of us may get upset! |
| Paula | will it be under horror |
| chelseaÌýgirl | if Martyn and Anne get together there are going to be a lot of broken hearted ladies |
| MatÌýN | What is the difference between God and a radio presenter ? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | dunno |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | there is no difference |
| SimonÌýDavies | My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. |
| Paula | oh please |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | Sounds like a class film. |
| chelseaÌýgirl | So who does Martyn pull? |
| BHBÌýKT | that's what the presenters say anyway |
| Kat | At least Martyn can pull on his leather trousers..... |
| MatÌýN | God doesn't think he is a radio presenter |
| SimonÌýDavies | finished now |
| Monty | lol@mat |
| chelseaÌýgirl | ha! ha! |
| BHBÌýKT | LOL |
| Monty | promis simon? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | I think i will have to send my friend Royston the Fencer around to sort out all thes Martyn bashers! |
| Monty | e* |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Lsia welcome onboard |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Lisa sorry |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes you do that Fairy Biker Queen |
| Kat | Are you going Simon? or have you finished as in going hom? |
| Monty | hi lisa |
| BumblyÌýBee | ROYSTON??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | LEts see some more pledges |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Lisa |
| LYNNE1 | lisa riley would be good for MARTYN |
| SimonÌýDavies | I'm going to stop telling awful jokes |
| chelseaÌýgirl | or Dawn French |
| Monty | I cant see lisa |
| Paula | I will pledge £5 as im broke |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | yes he does not like being called Roy |
| LisaÌýHolwell | my computer crashed,but i have another joke! |
| Monty | just have to take ur word |
| BumblyÌýBee | nor would i |
| Kat | Lets go and get another drink then if you have finished your jokes! |
| BumblyÌýBee | its not my name |
| chelseaÌýgirl | where's Martyn he should be defending himself |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head. He claimed they looked like hares from a distance. |
| BBHÌýJan | Ian Pearce is with us... he says "Hello" |
| Monty | |
| SimonÌýDavies | "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears."... "Don't answer!" |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Hi Pearcy |
| BumblyÌýBee | hello ian |
| chelseaÌýgirl | It's thirsty work here |
| Kat | Hi Ian! |
| MatÌýN | Hello Ian |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | HI IAN |
| LYNNE1 | no he should not he gets enough air time |
| Paula | what do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head.....russel |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | Martyn is my little chunk of hunk |
| BBHÌýJan | He's overwhelmed!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies | i'm naked rob... just thought i'd throw that in |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | but this is the chubby chaser hour! |
| sallie | hi ian |
| BumblyÌýBee | URGHH |
| Monty | put ur kit on simon |
| Paula | was that knackered simon....lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | any pledges for ROb to take off his shirt? |
| Monty | its not a pretty sight |
| BHBÌýKT | NO |
| BBHÌýJan | No - to keep it on!!! |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | i will buy it! |
| SimonÌýDavies | any pledes for rob to keep it on |
| Kat | No - it would be worse than Justins efforts earlier in the year - please dont! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | any pledges for Rob to put more clothes on? |
| sallie | not likely |
| Paula | what do you call a woman laying on a piece of bread.....Marg |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | get them off |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | He could speak Italian to you for a pledge |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | on the web cam |
| BBHÌýJan | you could always swap clothes.. |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | £5 FOR Rob to take off his shirt! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria! |
| BumblyÌýBee | calmdown FBQ |
| BBHÌýJan | I'll give a fiver for Rob to put on Kath's top! |
| Monty | wot do u call a girl between 2 goal posts? ...Annet!!! |
| Kat | if you say something in Italian...I come over all unnecessary....for a fiver! |
| Monty | lol Kat |
| BBHÌýJan | Spaghetti bolognese |
| Kat | ROB - did you see that? |
| SimonÌýDavies | £100 if kat takes her top... no maybe not |
| BumblyÌýBee | so will FBQ |
| Monty | lmao Jan |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | £50 for him to talk to Julie Reinger in his boxers! |
| BBHÌýJan | Ian says he'll give a fiver if Rob gives out the phone number in Italian |
| Monty | we should do this more often |
| LisaÌýHolwell | A family of potatoes send their daughters off to find husbands,the first comes back saying shes marrying a king edward.theparents are pleased she is marrying royalty.The 2nd comes back to say shes marrying a jersey royal.Again the parents are pleased shes marrying royalty.The 3rd comes back to say she is marrying John Motson!!Oh,no,say her parents,you cant marry him-he's only a common tata!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies | i didn't say |
| BHBÌýKT | that's what they all say! |
| BumblyÌýBee | yes we should |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife. Storekeeper: Sheer? Customer: No, she's at home. |
| Paula | a ice cream seller has been found dead in his van, he had a cone in each ear a flake up his nose, strawberry sauce and 100& 1000 all over him ....they think he topped himself |
| SimonÌýDavies | £250? bargin |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | I hate to have to point this out, but I'm fairly sure it's against the rules of Â鶹Éç chat rooms for people to be naked! |
| LYNNE1 | YES this has been great fun but where is FRANK |
| SimonÌýDavies | I think franks paying |
| Kat | Oh Rob ...you will get a cold in your....... |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | is that Norton Commando Rob? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | great bike! |
| BumblyÌýBee | NOOOOO! |
| Monty | I can hear frank knocking on the door |
| Paula | i got a triumph fairy |
| BumblyÌýBee | me too! |
| Monty | are they japanese? |
| SimonÌýDavies | who's naked? apart from me? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | If i where straight paula you would be my triumph |
| Paula | we call her jemima |
| LYNNE1 | FRANK you are here aren't u |
| BumblyÌýBee | not me |
| Paula | i doubt that now |
| Kat | Lynne, Frank couldnt make it (lol) |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.' |
| sallie | iwill be soon simon |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | :)) |
| SimonÌýDavies | sallie my kinda girl |
| Paula | my sister in law looks like bella tweeny |
| Monty | I'm sure Frank is here in disguise |
| SimonÌýDavies | i hope a girl anyway |
| BumblyÌýBee | quick the side bandages |
| Kat | I dont mean that in a nasty way, I miss him...... |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Can Rob cut hair as good as his dad used too ? |
| LisaÌýHolwell | why did Tigger stick his head down the loo? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | five more minutes |
| Monty | ? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza | I would like to hear Terry Wogan Sing. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | get some more jokes going!!!! |
| Paula | see the problem with rob is hes got no sense of humour....lol just kidding |
| LisaÌýHolwell | He was looking for Pooh! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@Paula |
| BBHÌýJan | all together now in the Floral Dance... |
| Monty | lol |
| joan | Hi just arrived, sorry to be late, have I missed much |
| SimonÌýDavies | here goes 5 minutes straight |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Hi Joan lovely to see you |
| BumblyÌýBee | yes |
| Monty | loads joan but welcome |
| chelseaÌýgirl | Hi Joan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | has everyone enjoyed this?? |
| sallie | i wouln' three counties |
| LYNNE1 | JOAN you have missed loads lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes it's been great |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | It's been very fast |
| Kat | A man went to the doctor and said I feel like I am a teepee and a wigwam, and the doctor says you are obviously too tense (kind permission of Martyn, thanks babe!), |
| Paula | yeh this is brilliant please please do it again |
| Monty | yes ..a bit short tho |
| MatÌýN | Got any good jokes , Joan? |
| sallie | absolutely fab |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | excellent Kat |
| chelseaÌýgirl | it has been fast a bit difficult to keep up with everything |
| LYNNE1 | YES YES YES please do this again |
| Monty | can we have a regular slot? |
| Kat | Its Martyns joke - tell Rob to thank him and not be nasty to him |
| BBHÌýJan | So who's won the prize for the best joke then? |
| Monty | PLEASE!!! |
| Monty | ??? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'The nurse said. 'Faint.' |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yes a regular slot would be great |
| LisaÌýHolwell | definately repeat this! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | we will have to review all the jokes an announce the winner a little later I think |
| BumblyÌýBee | more please |
| chelseaÌýgirl | great jokes |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | I see police found class A drugs in Michael Jackson living room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and class5C in his bedroom |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Yo Molly Dolly |
| SimonÌýDavies | erm... |
| Kat | Ooohh hasnt the time flown by? Thanks for this brilliant chat room - can we do it more often? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | naughty naughty BFQ |
| Monty | PLEASE??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Glad you're all enjoying it |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | I was at the L&D earlier all the nurses have dressed up as patients ! |
| MollyÌýDolly | Hi everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | is taht true? |
| chelseaÌýgirl | its brill |
| joan | Sorry I've missed so much but been visiting a 93 year old and she does not have a radio, thought I could not let her down just to enjoy myself. Hopefully I will join you on the message board soon. Ilove reading it but have not thought of anything interesting to write about. |
| Monty | give us 10 more minutes |
| BumblyÌýBee | wicked FBQ |
| BHBÌýKT | I think we should put all the jokes up on the site! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | good for you Molly |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | It has been cool |
| chelseaÌýgirl | yrs lets |
| Monty | I still have 4 pints of guinness left lol |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | i know bumbles |
| Paula | all at powegen have dressed up as schoolgirls thank god im off work |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | YEs we'll oput all the jokes up |
| BHBÌýKT | down in 4 then! |
| MatÌýN | What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?........D'yathinkesaurus |
| chelseaÌýgirl | i don't like guiness |
| SimonÌýDavies | monthy you have to share |
| BumblyÌýBee | i do |
| LYNNE1 | GREAT that the lady had you for company JOAN |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | yeah you can get bored of dressing up as a schoolgirla t work AND at home |
| BumblyÌýBee | hahaha |
| Paula | awwww |
| BBHÌýJan | my gin's arrived at last.... we really enjoyed the party and look forward to coming back again soon... byeee |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | i know the one abot the lesbian dinosaur, but we wont go there! |
| Monty | oh ok simon ..ita a bit strong 4 u tho m8 |
| MollyÌýDolly | I didn,t realise Rob was so handsome....swoon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | FBQ!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee | good |
| MatÌýN | What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog ?......D'yathinkesaurus Rex |
| SimonÌýDavies | true... best stay on the coke |
| Paula | does that include rob then or is that rob...lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl | i have to drink bacardi with coke |
| BumblyÌýBee | bye all! |
| LYNNE1 | ROBERTO is a super stud |
| chelseaÌýgirl | bye bb |
| Monty | we know chelsea |
| Monty | lol |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Just about to get into my Surgeons outfit for my fancy dress 30th at the Houghton Centre wish me luck it may be a tricky operation ! |
| Paula | bye bb |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen | byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sweeties! |
| Kat | Time for me to depart now so bye Simon Monty, Chelseagirl ...see you all on the board xx |
| LisaÌýHolwell | bye everyone |
| MatÌýN | Bye Bumbly Bee |
| Monty | its compulsory in your religion |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | good luck Chris!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl | c u later Kat |
| sallie | bye everyone |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | ta |
| chelseaÌýgirl | bye Sallie |
| BBHÌýJan | Arriva deci |
| BHBÌýKT | is it over to the message board then? |
| Monty | bye Kat |
| BBHÌýJan | Bon soir |
| Guest10336 | hello |
| Monty | yep ok , i'll be there |
| BBHÌýJan | Au Revoir |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ROb asys he'll announce the winners of the jokes at 5.45pm |
| Paula | what do you call a deaf lion |
| Guest10336 | wheres everyone going |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? .....About half way. |
| SimonÌýDavies | bye kat (* kiss *) |
| SimonÌýDavies | bye everyopne |
| LYNNE1 | HAVE a great night all of you |
| chelseaÌýgirl | we will get cut off soon so I'll say aurevoi |
| Paula | anything you want he cant hear you |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | it doesn't matter, he can't hear you. |
| Monty | |
| Kat | Kiss for you too Simon xx |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | i knew it was you Malc |
| Monty | awwww |
| Guest10336 | here we go |
| Kat | and you Malc....xx |
| Guest10336 | 5 |
| Guest10336 | 4 |
| Guest10336 | 3 |
| chelseaÌýgirl | bye |
| Guest10336 | 2 |
| Monty | wot gave me away??? |
| Guest10336 | 1 |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | see you all in network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| Guest10336 | .................................................... |
| Monty | byeeee |
| LYNNE1 | BIG KISS FOR ME TOO |
| Guest10336 | we survived |
| BHBÌýKT | beeep beep |
| Monty | xxxxx |
| Guest10336 | were alive |
| Monty | hello? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 | hi |
| Paula | is there a forum on here or a chat room you go to |
| Monty | aha?!! |
| wow | hi every 1 how old r we all |
| BHBÌýKT | still here! |
| BBHÌýJan | im still here.. can't find my coat |
| MatÌýN | Is anybody out there ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | yes me |
| Monty | forum Paula |
| BHBÌýKT | yes! |
| MollyÌýDolly | me too |
| Paula | aha may join |
| Monty | whos nicked me guinness? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | see you all in ......network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| BHBÌýKT | who's nicked my shoes? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Any more pledges please??? |
| BBHÌýJan | I'll have another gin then.. |
| MatÌýN | How do you get out of here ? |
| wow | im only 14 |
| Guest10336 | im 22 and male but i cant tell you where i live or i get kicked out................ ok its sopmewhere in beds herts and bucks |
| BumblyÌýBee | still here! |
| joan | is this still working or has everyone gone now that I got here, did I upset everyone |
| Monty | eh |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | sorry |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | No Joan it was only an hour long I'm afraid |
| LYNNE1 | no joan still here |
| BBHÌýJan | keep going... |
| BumblyÌýBee | ok |
| wow | if i say im from exeter do i get kicked out? |
| Monty | what's happening? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | we have 3 more minutes so say your goodbyes, and get your coats |
| Paula | is it closing then |
| Monty | no |
| Guest10336 | if we all close our eyes and wish we can keep it open for aslong as we all believe in faires |
| BHBÌýKT | just keep going |
| Monty | course not wow |
| BumblyÌýBee | noooo |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | how will Rob let the winner know ?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ahh guest that's lovely |
| wow | im 14/m/uk |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | we will definitely try adn do something like this again |
| Paula | ahhh ok well im off then say bye to rob and tell him to keep up the good work he makes me chuckle |
| joan | Thanks for the welcome hello and goodbye |
| BBHÌýJan | Any suggestions what to do in three minutes??? |
| Monty | did we ask? |
| MollyÌýDolly | hope you all have a wonderful christmas nice meeting you all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | JAN!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee | more drinkies? |
| LYNNE1 | if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me |
| wow | hav a quike |
| wow | yes |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | ? |
| wow | no |
| MatÌýN | What is a quike ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Wow, rememebr this is a Â鶹Éç chatroom |
| wow | dunno |
| sallie | bye rob |
| Paula | nice meeting you all |
| BBHÌýJan | what about the other two minutes? |
| Monty | LYNNE??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lol@Jan |
| Guest10336 | rob i think the girl to your left in the studio is much sexier than the girl with her back to us in the newsroom.................................... |
| Monty | are you frank?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | ahh lovely guest |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | any wanna meet in my chatroom ?? |
| Guest10336 | no |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Chris... |
| Guest10336 | its rubbish |
| BBHÌýJan | you won't be saying that later. |
| BumblyÌýBee | no |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | no Chris, we cna't post any urls please |
| Monty | where is it? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | ok |
| BHBÌýKT | no I'm not frank - I'm a bit cagey! |
| joan | Brillant show, good luck to everyone involved with Children in Need# |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 | Cheers everyone, I hope loads is raised tonight and have a good evening :) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | right noe more minute |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | kisses, and carriages |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | If I email it in can you pass it to people if interested >> |
| wow | hope cin gets loads of money |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | There are some other chat rooms tonight - see bbc.co.uk/communicate for details |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | hope you've all doanted, it's VERY important |
| Monty | don't forget to donate ur pledges everyone! |
| LYNNE1 | £29 million tonight everyone |
| MollyÌýDolly | Kevin I love you |
| wow | 49 million |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Watch the lovely Shane Ritchie on TV later |
| BBHÌýJan | I'm off to see terry Wogan now then... |
| Monty | I'll go on the way out Rob |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | lucky old Kevin |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 | He's a * |
| BHBÌýKT | OOh yes - and young dennis |
| Monty | he's not on till 7 is he? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | right off you all go now guests .... |
| Monty | awwww |
| Monty | :o/ |
| BHBÌýKT | you'll have to throw me out |
| Guest10336 | i will give £100 000 if katy will marry me! |
| sallie | byeeeee |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | I'll kiss youe ach on your cheeka s u go |
| BBHÌýJan | I 'm his make up person don't you know... |
| Monty | ;o( |
| LYNNE1 | NIGHT sweet dreams |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | Katy??? |
| BHBÌýKT | OK guest |
| MollyÌýDolly | bye bye kisses all round |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | who is the guest? |
| BHBÌýKT | kerching |
| BumblyÌýBee | thanx3CR |
| Guest10336 | which cheeks? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | laterzzzzzzzz |
| BBHÌýJan | all of them |
| Monty | thanx for the party |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | time to go I think |
| ChrisÌýDunstable | Have a good weekend all |
| Monty | can we get some new forum members here? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio | this is the end now xxxxx |
| BBHÌýJan | I've found my coat now... thanks !!! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Oops, looks like the cleaners need to come through... |
| LYNNE1 | SOB SOB |
| Monty | byeeeeee |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 | X to all |
| Monty | xxxx |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | Goodnight everyone - thanks for coming. |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | See you all on the message board! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator | :-) |
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