Dead Ringers TV
Morning
7:00 am
Wake up to Natasha and Dermot
Fun and antics with Natasha Kaplinsky and Dermot Murnaghan.
8:00 am
Breakfast with Frost
It's the Crazy Frost!!!
9:00 am
Trisha
Hamlet special: My Mother Married The Uncle Who Killed My Father.
10:00 am
Bargain Hunt
Auction Man with real hair, fake tan and gripping hands.
11:00 am
Delia's How to Cook
New Series. Delia reiterates the importance of how to boil water properly. Now for goodness sake pay attention.
Afternoon
12:00 pm
Bill Oddie Goes Wild
This week, Bill goes wild about badgers. Literally.
1:00 pm
The One O'Clock News
GW Bush pays tribute to... President Bush?
2:00 pm
Linda Barker Meets Her Public
Linda demonstrates how to apply stenciling to a sofa.
3:00 pm
The Brightly Coloured Blobs
Is Bobo a boy or a girl?
4:00 pm
Countdown
Carol Vorderman reveals her slimming secret.
5:00 pm
Tales from the River Cottage
Times are hard at River Cottage, so Hugh has to kill Wombles.
6:00 pm
Around the World with Ellen MacArthur
Ellen faces her biggest challenge yet: The Geldof.
Evening
7:00 pm
Doctor Who
The doctor investigates a tanning shop system failure.
8:00 pm
Imported American Drama
The sets are glossy and the voices gruff in this American import.
9:00 pm
Celebrity Crimewatch
Please phone in. Phone in now. Have you seen a thing? Have you been somewhere? Calls cost 60p.
10:00 pm
The Osbournes Uncovered
Ozzie's off-camera persona.
Later
10:30 pm
Prime Minister's Question Time
Prime Minister Tony Blair does his best to answer questions from members of the public.
11:00 pm
Late Review
Informed analysis of The Cat in the Hat.
Extra Special
 Watch a clip of Most Haunted Christmas Carol, never seen on TV!
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