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What a simply topping programme last night on food. I was particularly interested in the orchestral fruit and vegetables item as I have been training some of the flowers in my garden to dance for many years now. Petunias are a bit sluggish but Pansies are fab and wave their arms and petals all over the place. Don't ask about the Delphiniums - they form a kind of Greek chorus but it's a bit rude so it would certainly have to go on after the nine o'clock watershed. I was thinking about a joint performance with your vegetable orchestra? We could do Swan Lake together or a more contemporary modern ballet perhaps? Do let me know. Keep up the good work.

Letter sent in by Humph Walwyn