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Smashed

The Smoking Room, series two, episode four. First aired 16/08/05 Â鶹Éç THREE

Who in their right minds would break in?

There has been a break-in overnight and the smoking room has been vandalised. The police have been called, but in the meantime the smokers set about trying to identify the culprit themselves.

Lead by , the finger of suspicion points at just about everyone in a skewed version of a classic 'whodunnit'.

Neologism
Vandacrackers = New word invented by Clint to mean 'Everyone's gone mad over the vandalism'.

hasn't helped his cause by turning up to work with a black eye, and doesn't appreciate it when his friends (or colleagues anyway) turn on him. He's adamant he walked into a door.

Meanwhile, and have hatched a plan to turn the whole affair to their advantage.

Vikram's revenge...

Sacked IT co-ordinator tampered with everybody's ID cards as his parting shot. When Janet swipes her card now, she shows up on the system as Pol Pot.

ÌýClint gets a grilling...