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Series Three, Episode Nine: MUNCH

First aired 23rd February 2003

Two Pints

Janet insists Jonny return Andy's ring, get a job and buy her a proper engagment ring - from Argos. Jonny tries to find work but his job hunt is thwarted by a sex-starved cat. Eventually, he admits defeat and tells Janet the engagement is off as he can't find a job. Janet realises that love is more important and proposes to Jonny, with a bacofoil ring.

A lad named Munch turns up to work at Gaz's garage claiming to be the half-brother Gaz never knew he had. At first Gaz objects to working with such a 'yoghurt brain'. But he is won over when he discovers his new brother has 'Munch Magic' with cars, chipsticks and brown sauce sarnies, and a wicked porno dvd collection to boot.

Louise thinks she has hit paydirt when she starts dating the ultra-rich Andy. Her illusions are shattered when Andy leaves her to pay their £150 dinner bill and then runs over a tramp's foot with his Lexus. Turns out not only does Andy 'not talk about money', he also doesn't spend it.


  • Key Facts

    :: Jonny is on the dole and claims disability for a 'thing in his armpit'.

    :: When the 'thing in Jonny's armpit' started to shrink 'Jonny was dead clever and stuck a dirty compass in it until it wept'.

    :: Gaz calls his willy 'Mr Nudge'.

    The Girls

  • The Wisdom of Jonny

    A big purple love bite is just as good as an official engagement ring. After all 'it worked in year nine'.

    Jonny




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