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You're
probably aged 25-35 if...
You
wore a Kagoul.
You
remember Le Freak by Chic and Bad Manners' Can-Can.
At
school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get
together again at the end of the century and play "1999"
by Prince over and over again.
You
dressed to emulate a person you saw in a Duran Duran, Madonna or
Bruce Springsteen video.
There
was nothing strange about Bert n' Ernie living together.
You
even wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the
guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in
your room.
The
first time you ever kissed someone was at a dance during "Crazy
for You" by Madonna.
You
knew who shot J.R. but have probably forgotten.
You
remember which policeman you liked best in "Chips".
Mark
from Eastenders will always be Tucker from Grange Hill.
You
remember when Terry Wogan was on TV everyday.
You
could sing "99 Red Balloons" in English and in German.
Your
jaw would ache by the time you finished those "brick-sized"
packages of
Bazooka gum.
You
reckon Wagon Wheels and Mars Bars used to be bigger.
You
remember a 'Man's got to chew, what a Man's got to chew'.
You
remember when there was no breakfast TV and when TV shut down at
midnight, and when there was nothing on TV in the middle of the
day except for that test card girl with the stupid clown and a blackboard.
You
remember Farleys rusks tasting nice, but when you had one about
5 years ago and they were awful!!
One
word.....SPANGLES!!!
You
were a true child of the 80s if...
You
remember Now compilations that had the pig on the front cover (and
ones in single figures...)
You
never questioned why the A-Team was always imprisoned in places
that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.
Dungeons
& Dragons was your favourite cartoon.
Your
lunch-times were spent perfecting swan dives and backspins.
You've
even said "bright light, bright light" in a strange high-pitched
voice.
You
know the theme tune and the names of all the actors and characters
in Dallas
& Dynasty.
You
wished your hair/clothes/lifestyle resembled the above (or they
actually did!).
You
fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative
merits of Matt & Luke.
You
owned, or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt.
You
have ever danced (or even worse cried) to Kylie & Jason.
Cerise
pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your
wardrobe or make-up collection.
You
did the top toggle of your coat up around your neck without having
your arms in the sleeves, and knew you looked like a super-hero.
You
remember when the A-ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology,
and you can still sing all the words.
Parachuting
Action man was your favourite toy.
(Girls)
Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt.
(Boys)
You owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse
it was patterned like a piano!
You
wondered why a popular kids TV programme told you to "Switch
off your TV
set and go and do something less boring instead".
You
wanted to be either Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.
You
have even po-goed or space-hopped.
You
remember when Keith Chegwin & Maggie Philbin were the hottest
romantic couple.
And
when Keith was associated with "Cheggers Plays Pop" rather
than "Cheggers drinks pop".
You
wondered why your walkie-talkie didn't have the same range as those
in the Red Hand Gang.
You
were shocked by the controversial plot lines in Degrassi Junior
High.
You
remember watching a house inhabited by a jester, a pantomime horse,
and a woman who sneezed, and thinking that this was perfectly normal.
You
thought ABBA were cool, the first time round!
You
tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front
of his Capri so it looked like KITT.
"Ca-vey
Wa-vey!" means something to you.
Remmington
makes you think of something other than shaving equipment.
You
wouldn't say no to a milkshake.
Not
only did you wear luminous clothing, but there were mismatched finger-less
gloves and towelling socks.
When
Yoda said "There is another Skywalker" you wished he was
talking about you.
Wearing
your hair like buns on the sides of your head seemed like a good
fashion statement.
You
remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology.
You
hid behind the sofa whenever you heard the word "Exterminate."
Vimto
or Dandelion & Burdock featured in your diet.
You
were really pleased when Pacman got a girlfriend.
You
grew up believing that filing cabinets and telephone boxes possessed
magical powers of transformation.
After
ET, you wanted a Speak & Spell even though you were top of your
class.
You
went to school with Pogo Patterson, Gripper Stebson, and Ro-land.
Long
scarves, K9, and a time-travelling police box ring any bells?
The
Yuppie next door caught you nicking the VW badge off his Golf GTI.
You
remember mobile phones that had briefcase size battery pack attached
Giant
Haystacks and Big Daddy have ever featured on your Saturday afternoon.
You
wore legwarmers, tried to do the splits while jumping in the air,
while singing you were going to live forever.
Fingermouse.
You
were proud of your picture appearing in the Gallery, just before
watching a lump of plasticine who couldn't speak English.
You
fantasised about those girls from that Robert Palmer video.
You
know all the words to Hey Mickey (well nobody knows past the first
verse anyway).
You
remember Look In magazine, and when it was only 20p.
You
can remember what Quatro tasted like.
Your
best mate had a Sodastream at home and you were jealous.
You
remember when PC had one meaning, rather than three.
(Girls)
You owned a pair of Pixie Boots, generally worn with leg warmers!
(Boys)
You owned a pair of pale grey slip-ons, generally worn with white
toweling socks!
Shiny
grey flecked suits.
You
grew up in Trumpton, Chigley or Camberwick Green.
You've
rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up.
Ooh,
you could crush a Grape!
You've
ever held a chicken in the air, or stuck a deckchair up your nose.
The
people who are starting University this autumn across the nation
were born in 1984/5...
They
have no meaningful recollection of the Thatcher era.
They
were prepubescent when the Gulf War started.
Black
Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
Their
world has always included AIDS.
Atari's
and Space Invaders predate them, as do vinyl albums and audio tapes.
The
Compact Disc was released before they were one.
Even
worse...
From
their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw
away.
A "Snickers"
has always been a "Snickers"
As
far as they know, stamps have always cost about 27 pence.
Few,
if any, have lived without an answering machine.
Few
have used a TV set without a remote control and they don't know
they come in black and white.
They
were born 2 years before Sony brought out the Walkman.
The
expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing
to them.
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