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1.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food
and companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Friday's.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Lancaster and mine
is in Skelmserdale.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere
I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the
kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread
maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit
down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me,
"In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud
fell off.
9. She ran after the rubbish truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the rubbish?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on
the TV?"...I said, 'Dust!"
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man and rested. Then God created woman... Since then, neither
God nor man has rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?.. Because they want to.
Got
some funnies for Skiver's Corner? Send 'em in and win
stuff!
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