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1.
We got off the Titanic first.
2.
We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder
excuses.
3.
Taxis stop for us.
4.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5.
No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear
end.
9.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.
10.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will
look like an idiot.
13.
We will never regret piercing our ears.
14.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.
Got
some funnies for Skiver's Corner? Send 'em in and win
stuff!
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