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If
ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Growing
old is mandatory... Growing up is optional!
The
proctologist called... they found your head.
Everyone
has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
Save
your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your
ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used
to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
Of all the things I've lost......I miss my mind the most!
Guys...
just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some
people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody
But Me."
Don't
like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If
you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try
not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be
out by itself.
Hang
up and drive!!
Macho
Law prevents me from admitting I'm wrong
There's
nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wouldnt cure
Julie
Cheetham added these...
I dont
suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Consciousness....That annoying time between naps.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count, and those who
cant
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, othertimes I let him sleep
Beam me up Scotty, theres no intelligent life here
Support mental health or I will kill you
Youre just jealous because the voices talk to me
Got
some funnies for Skiver's Corner? Send 'em in and win
stuff!
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