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Why
does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline, “psychic wins lottery”
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why do you need to click on “start” to stop windows?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring,
while washing up liquid contains real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isnÂ’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why didnÂ’t noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why
donÂ’t they make the whole plane out of the same material as
the indestructible black box?
Why donÂ’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when theyÂ’re all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport the “terminal” if flying
is so safe?
Julie
Cheetham added these...
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why donÂ’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it's hot?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why canÂ’t you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why
can't we tickle ourselves?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his
trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look
like the way they do?
When
dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
KoolKat
added these...
why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
why are there interstate highways in hawaii?
Tracey
Townsend added these...
Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? TheyÂ’re
both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogÂ’s face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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