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What
do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?
A frying saucer
What
do you get if you cross an ex-Popstar with an extra-terrestrial?
Kym Martian
What
do aliens wear to posh weddings?
Space suits
What's
grey, "mad for it" and lives on Mars?
Alien Gallagher
Did
you hear about the man who was captured by extra-terrestrial teddy
bears?
He had a close encounter of the furred kind
If
Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on
Pluto?
Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse's dog!)
Who's
long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing?
E.T. the extra tourist eel
Why
are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it
Where
do Martians get their eggs?
From the little green hen
Why
is an alien like a collection of famous actors' autographs?
They've both come from the stars
What
do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score?
A little green bogey
What
are aliens' favourite sweets?
Martian-mallows
Did
you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus
in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
He's listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records
Why
don't aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don't like to give away their presence
Who's
the greatest footballer on Mars?
Michael UFOwen
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