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* Never pass up the opportunity to go for a Joy ride
* Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstasy
* When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
* When it's in your best interest, practice obedience
* Let others know when they have invaded your territory
* Take naps often and stretch before rising
* Run, romp and play daily
* Eat with gusto and enthusiasm
* Be loyal
* Never pretend to be something you're not
* If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it
* When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
* Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
* Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
* On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
* When you're happy, dance around and wag your tail.
* No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.

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