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Double entendres - gardening
Nice hose
Nice hose

You can make anything sound a bit ooh-er missus if you try...

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Ten round the garden double entendres...
1. Nice hose
2. I'll just trim your bush
3. Do you want anything doing with your water feature?
4. Don't bruise my plums
5. I like your sprinkler
6. I'll just lay this patio
7. The birds have had my cherries
8. I'll just spread my seed
9. Show us your clematis
10.
He's having trouble with his grapes

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