 Jasper
Goodheart's twenty fun things to do at a fast food drive through...
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful
expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other
and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the
manager comes to the mic,
speak English and inquire as to why
the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order
("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get
a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange
Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-through line, place a HUGE order, then slip
out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed
40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them
several bags of rubbish and ask if they'll dispose of it for you.
Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think
there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the
window.
When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible
fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the bonnet to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim
the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own
voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the boot. When you approach the window
to pick up your order,
have him start yelling and banging his fists.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking
VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes,
have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of
the order-takers fellow
employees have been called over to the window to "check out
the babe".
20. Change a flat tyre in the drive-through lane.
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to the list...
Valerie
added this...
Ask
if this is where you can audition for survivor
Julian
added these...
1.Order
your meal "to-go"
2. Just order salt , pepper, ketchup and a courtesy cup of water.
3. Instead of ordering, ask for directions.
4. Ask them to bring your order outside because serving windows
make you nervous.
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