 Ten
things that you don't do any more now that you're all grown up...
1.
Run everywhere
2. Have a vimto moustache
3. Skip
4. Pay for stuff with pennies
5. Set fire to spiders with a magnifying glass
6. Pick your nose in public
7. Complain that you're bored
8. Hold your bits when you need a wee
9. Wash all your face except that bit under your fringe
10. Wee in the bath
Add
to the list...
Joe
added this...
Garden
hopping
Andy
added this...
Scrumping
and taking back Deposit bottles for 5p
Brakes
added this...
Play
bike tig
Lizzie
added this...
dress
up in clothes too big for us
Mike
added these...
After
any football cup final, go in the street with your mates and 're-play'
the final with them, always bagsying that you are on the winning
team.
Eat kayli, (rainbow crystals!) by dipping your finger in it then
sucking.
Pop tar-bubbles in the street on a hot day.
Go to Tommy Ball's with a pair of scissors, (times were 'ard)
Go to the chippy and ask for the scraps.(see above)
Check for money in any furniture given for a bonfire, (see if mum
wanted said piece of furniture first because it was better than
ours)(also see above)
Make stilts out of syrup tins and string.
Use two tins and a long piece of string to make a telephone.
Make a go-kart and race your mates down the street, (uncomfortable
on cobbles).
On a freezing cold night, pour loads of water on the street outside
your house, so that you can have a slide in the morning.
Slide down grassy hills on pieces of cardboard
Valerie
Ford added these...
Talk
like a pirate less often!
Quickly hide the toy from your Happy Meal least your grandchild
gets it.
Desist from performing "Knees Up Mother Brown", except
under water.
Sing in public.
Stand on your hands (who am I kidding!)
Mal
Walker added this...
After
watching a cowboy movie run along the street patting your behind
to make a galloping noise.
Pouchy
added this...
make
a make shift rope swing from a tree and nearly break yer back when
it snaps haha
Mitieman
added this...
knock
on people's doors then run away
Mr
E A Sweet added this...
Make
mud pies and ride bike through puddles
Steve
Liptrot added this...
collect
car numbers
David
Woodcock added this...
Stick
a folded fag packet in your bike wheel to make it sound like a motorbike.
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