 Liz
Gregory's ten signs that say you have PMT...
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omlette
3.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5.
You're crying over Dirty Dancing for the 1000th time
6.
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
9.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
Valerie
added this...
You
find yourself making rows of little dancing men out of the newspaper
and draping them over the counter in the bank, while waiting in
line for your turn, and it's taking too long. (I have done this!)
People start edging away and leaving the building, but the line
certainly gets shorter quicker.
Steve
O'Brien added this...
Your partner is always wrong.... even when he says YOU ARE RIGHT!
Mal
Walker added these...
Every time you enter the kitchen the cat shoots out the cat flap.
When
you answer a knock on the door you stand like a boxer with fists
clenched.
You
notice the budgerigar trying to sneek its cage cover back on.
You
start making remarks at photos on the mantlepiece (what are you
grinning at? etc.)
If
a bloke gives you a friendly smile you give him a look that could
kill a bull at 50 yards.
You
put the bathroom scales out in the shed.
Your
husband seems to creep quietly about the house - and IT'S REALLY
ANNOYING!
If
your husband says 'Very tasty dear' at dinner you snap back 'Why,
isn't it always?"
If
you hear someone passing the house whistling you feel like throwing
a brick at them.
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