Episodes to download
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#467 - Chiles Miltree, Toddler Watson and King of the Nerds
Fri 29 Aug 2025
There鈥檚 a surprise in the offing for John. Not that that鈥檚 a surprise to him.
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#466 - The UK鈥檚 Dumb Plums, The McFlurry Route and The Menutality Monster
Tue 26 Aug 2025
Wall-to-wall Elis and John bangers: a chaotic Made Up Game and a toe-curling Shame.
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#465 - Mr Headinhands, Kirsty鈥檚 USP and The Stomach Microbiome of My Instagram
Fri 22 Aug 2025
Elis made a bad decision and a million guesses won鈥檛 even get you close.
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#464 - Aloof Disinterest, Raised By Rats and A Sixth Form State of Mind
Tue 19 Aug 2025
Elis channels Michael McIntyre and John goes back to school.
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#463 - The Trifecta of Value, Celya AB and A Bin Bag of Marmite
Fri 15 Aug 2025
There鈥檚 huge news in the rural Bucks area as the Trifecta of Value begins to take shape.
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#462 - Burger, Sell Me Your Suitcase and Topless Dave In Front of An Olive
Tue 12 Aug 2025
An old favourite game returns from Portugal.
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#461 - Elis, Man City鈥檚 Back Four and Will The Drummer From Coldplay
Fri 8 Aug 2025
Elis has one huge anecdote which exposes him as no longer being a man of the people.
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#460 - John鈥檚 50 Kids, Nish Kumar and The Cobbles Sing Their Plaintive Lament
Tue 5 Aug 2025
Nish Kumar joins the show to help John lament over the Edinburgh Festival.
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#459 - Josie Long , Verge Christ and Mammary Glands In The Runner Beans
Fri 1 Aug 2025
John has had two prawn vindaloos in one sitting and Elis has an existential crisis.
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#458 - Simon Davies鈥� Uncle, #CigsNotPigs and The Protective Wall of Human Community
Tue 29 Jul 2025
A special guest brings in a Made Up Game, and Elis's nerves are pushed to the max.
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#457 - Becoming Compost, Squire Dave and #SenseTheSoil
Fri 25 Jul 2025
Elis and John vibes in the areoh! Producer Dave has been to see Oasis.
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#456 - Mad Foxes, Papa Podium and 40 Rhodris
Tue 22 Jul 2025
Elis is about to achieve glory. Just 1 Cymru Connection and a dads' race stand in his way
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#455 - Badly Well, Warm Panic and A Defence of Yodelling
Fri 18 Jul 2025
Maisie Adam is very hungover and Producer Dave is sacked twice in the first ten minutes.
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#454 - Swiss Arrogance, All Cars are the Same and One of the UK鈥檚 SUVs
Tue 15 Jul 2025
How can John advise Elis on a new car when shackled by being impartial?
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#453 - Decking or Necking, Dad of the Year and Too Handsome to Focus
Fri 11 Jul 2025
Elis is back from Euros Trip No. 1 and he鈥檚 Dad of the Year.
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#452 - Here Lies The Volkswagen Barrel of Eggs
Tue 8 Jul 2025
After many moons of service the mobile terrarium / dodgem the VW Barrel of Eggs, is dead.
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#451 - OG Guffer, Rodders (A) and The Man Is Your Husband
Fri 4 Jul 2025
Listener Lawrence throws more fuel onto the inconsequential one touch fire.
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#450 - Backing Framed Content, Backing the Compliance Form and Backing the Riff
Tue 1 Jul 2025
The time has come to pick a side: are you pro-riff or anti-riff?
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#449 - Rodmas Day, Magnificent Lions and Every. Journey. Counts.
Fri 27 Jun 2025
Elis has a mixed bag; praise for his looks on the carra, slagged off by famous quiz host.
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#448 - Doob Monsters, Access To Washers and I Don鈥檛 Know Hague
Tue 24 Jun 2025
John has a bone to pick with someone on the tube.
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#447 - Davie vs Horse, Bin Gear and The Gulag of Truth
Fri 20 Jun 2025
There鈥檚 an anxiety dream as John's forced to play his Cork impression to a man from Cork.
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#446 - Bowie Crocs, Knee Length Utility Socks and Courteeners of Comedy
Tue 17 Jun 2025
Elis gets some expert help to rectify his woeful Cymru Connecting form.
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#445 - Colin, Carras and A Big Frozen Bag of Mince
Fri 13 Jun 2025
John's been on holiday and he鈥檚 come back a new man. He鈥檚 Colin now.
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#444 - Tim Key, He Needs A Cup Run and Bit Early For A Pint So I Have An Easter Egg
Tue 10 Jun 2025
Tim Key has unlocked the door to the Elis and John house.
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#443 - Mockproof Robins, Medium Cod +1 and Good Black Eps
Fri 6 Jun 2025
Elis is hoisted by a double sealed petard after criticising some freezer bags.
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#442 - Tara Me Sue, More Pear Puddings and Dark Days in Denbigh
Tue 3 Jun 2025
Food is the order of the day as George Egg serves up a delicious Made Up Game.
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#441 - Full Fibre Content, Ladies Lashathon and Taking a Mini Retirement
Fri 30 May 2025
There are fears that Elis could steal John's exercise thunder.
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#440 - Beefcake Alert, The Lust King and Producer Dave鈥檚 Handsome Surprise
Tue 27 May 2025
Elis and John have a very exciting surprise for Producer Dave.
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#439 - Inverting The Pilaumid, Winning 18 Apples and The Mayor of Thornbury
Fri 23 May 2025
It's a non-stop anecdote masterclass from Mr Elis James.
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#438 - The Human Clock, Threads Be Cloves and Thanks For Jumping on That Call
Tue 20 May 2025
There's huge news about Elis and John reaching the ears of young people.
