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Margaret Lyons

Margaret Lyons is played by Jan Francis

Name: Margaret Lyons

If she can鈥檛 see green, that might mean she鈥檚 in an urban area, and that would never do.
Margaret Lyons

Age: 62. And no, she鈥檚 not one of those silly women who lies about her age, so don鈥檛 you dare add a couple of years on.

Species: Human

Appearance: Neat, understated. Has never slouched or worn bright colours, not even in the 1970s.

Natural habitat: In other people鈥檚 business

Specialist subject: Other people鈥檚 failings and inadequacies

Secret skills: Actually better at assembling flat-pack furniture than her husband, but she doesn鈥檛 tell him because she knows he enjoys it

Favourite colour (& why): Green. If she can鈥檛 see green, that might mean she鈥檚 in an urban area, and that would never do.

Most commonly used phrase: 鈥楧on鈥檛 ask silly questions鈥�

Could be represented in confection by: A lemon drizzle. Sweet but with an acidic bite.

Fear Factor: 7