Did you ever long to be one of those smart arses that can order a meal in Spanish, then invite the waiter/waitress out to dinner the following night without a trace of your Blackburn accent to be heard? Then spice up your vocabulary with a few choice translations from .
ÌýDos cervezas, por favor.
ÌýTwo beers, please.
¿La cuenta, por favor?
ÌýCan I have the bill, please?
ÌýSoy nuevo (m) en Ibiza / Soy nueva (f) en Ibiza.
ÌýI am an Ibiza virgin.
ÌýLlevo tres dÃas sin dormir.
ÌýI haven't slept for 3 days.
¿Tiene algo para la diarrea?
ÌýDo you have anything for diarrhoea?