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Favourite sayings, blunt statements, wise words

• Tired of Waiting

  You often get tired of trying, waiting and indecision.

  Tired of Waiting

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• You want the truth?

  You cannot handle the truth because you can't see past your own lies or those of others.

  You want the truth?

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• New tricks

  You can teach a dog to do anything – anything at all. Mind you – typing might be a bit of a challenge.

  New tricks

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• Careful Wording

  What people say tells me more about them than it does about whatever it is they're talking about. Choose your words carefully.

  Careful Wording

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• Nothing but

  The truth. I want to hear the truth. Nothing but the truth. Can you hear me? Is this fact or fiction? Can I read about it in a newspaper? Can I hear it on the radio?

  Nothing but

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• He didn't leave a note

  Sorry honey, but we'll probably never know why your stupid, gross guinea pig flushed himself down the toilet

  He didn't leave a note

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• Maybe not a very good one

  Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

  Maybe not a very good one

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• What do you call two slices of bread with some bacon inbetween?

  I think a bacon sandwich is the answer.

  What do you call two slices of bread with some bacon inbetween?

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• Cranes

  I hate cranes, I really hate cranes

  Cranes

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• Resistance is Lacking

  As difficult a pill as it is to swallow, you didn't consciously choose the path of least resistance.

  Resistance is Lacking

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• The Most Important Part

  It's all about the little things. The small moments of connection between the people we love that are so easy to pass by, but which are the most important part of the day.

  The Most Important Part

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• Comes to us all

  Everyone, for as far as you can see, will die one day. – A young neighbour, around 10 years old, said this to me years ago. It repeats in my mind whenever I'm in a crowd.

  Comes to us all

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• Neighbourhood Botch

  Posh cars in poor neighbourhoods are not a good idea

  Neighbourhood Botch

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• Lost Property

  Remember that you're one of the lost now, the forgotten

  Lost Property

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