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Never lose or forget anything ever again

• Do that outside

  I'd do that outside if I was you. - Another pearl from my then around three year old daughter. We were camping and my partner was just about to snip the fringe of our eldest daughter and from the corner of the caravan a clear voice of wisdom piped up.

  Do that outside

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• This Won't Hurt

  "This won't hurt. You will go to sleep and when you wake up you will be eighteen years old again, and female." - I'm tired of being an old man. I'd like to be seductive and beautiful. I love women's clothing. I think I could be a good lover for someone. Several someones actually. Being male is rubbish really.

  This Won't Hurt

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• I did a blashoo

  "Daddy, I did a blashoo up to the ceiling and it came back down like rain." -My daughter, at the time ~3y was describing how she sneezed while laying in bed. It has now become part of family vernacular and quoted often.

  I did a blashoo

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• Will there ever be a good time to tell her?

  Will there ever be a good time to tell her I slept with her sister?

  Will there ever be a good time to tell her?

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• I stole it from Lucy

  I gave back the money to Richard, but I stole it from Lucy. And I still feel good about that.

  I stole it from Lucy

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• Stop it. Stop it now

  Stop it. Stop it now. How many packs of stolen playing cards does a man need?

  Stop it. Stop it now

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• Too late for Steve

  Too late for Steve I know but I will never go four weeks again without calling anyone.

  Too late for Steve

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• Gone, daddy. Gone!

  every time something disappeared he'd hold out his little hand and cry, 'Gone! Gone, daddy. Gone!'

  Gone, daddy. Gone!

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