| RobinH |
Hello
and welcome to our chat room! |
| RobinH |
Just 20 minutes to go... |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Just 10 minutes to go... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hallo everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
welcome to the party |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
welcome guest |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I'm just putting the finishing touches
to the room |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I'm looking forward to the jokes |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Turn the radio on and listen too. It's
bi-media |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Jan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I'm here alone |
| BBHÌýJan |
Hi studio!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
The party is crashing :-) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hoorah |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
the first guest |
| BBHÌýJan |
we're raring to go now! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
this is great |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I love it |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
More details of Anne Widicombe later
.... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hallo guest, and welcome |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hi shona |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
welcome to the Children In Need party |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
Thankyou where are the nibbles? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
they're on the table near the kitchen |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
please help yourself |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
would you like a drink? |
| BBHÌýJan |
any chocolate? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I thought you were bringing that |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
t 1 sugar please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Monty |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
And Chris |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
definetley vodka! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lovely to see you all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
and in fancy dress too!! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Great news about the town eh rob ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hang on Chris, Rob is just walking into
this studio from the other |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
He looks nice with his new haircut |
| BHBÌýKT |
Hello everybody |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Afternon |
| Monty |
having probs here |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
noon |
| Kat |
Hi tell me what to do...like Rob never
been in a chat room before....help!! I will donate a tenner
by the way |
| PartyÌýGaz |
hhhhheeeeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo |
| BBHÌýJan |
haircut especially for Children in Need
- but shouldn't he have had it all shaved off? |
| Monty |
ah thats better |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi GAz |
| Monty |
now then...who wants a gobstopper? |
| BHBÌýKT |
me pleae! |
| Kat |
Hi Monty, thanks I'd like one |
| Monty |
steady on ..one at a time |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Rob in here yet ? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
strawberry flavour please |
| Monty |
ok OK |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Yes Rob is here now |
| Monty |
but u aint havin me lollipops OK? |
| BHBÌýKT |
has anybody got any prawn sandwiches? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
He's putting his headphones on |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
with the crusts cut off? |
| Monty |
i've got prawn volovents |
| Kat |
wheres the Italian stallion then? i
promised to flirt with him on air the other day |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
here he is |
| BHBÌýKT |
That'll do! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
got some left over from lunch, a bit
curled at the edges ! |
| PartyÌýGaz |
KNOCK KNOCK |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
COME IN " |
| Monty |
whos there |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
what's happened with Luton? |
| Monty |
lol |
| PartyÌýGaz |
no you say who's there.................... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Bumble Bee, what's the buzz? |
| BHBÌýKT |
They can be sold now |
| PartyÌýGaz |
KNOCK KNOCK |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
who's there |
| Kat |
Come on then Rob say hello in a flirty
way.....like helllllooo gorgeous! |
| PartyÌýGaz |
BIG ISH |
| BHBÌýKT |
we could auction them off for Children
in need! |
| Monty |
where is the man? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
he's here |
| BBHÌýJan |
BIG ISh who? |
| PartyÌýGaz |
NOT TODAY THANKS |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I am typing for him |
| Monty |
oh hi Rob m8 |
| Monty |
oic |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Monty. How's things |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Pity about Frank |
| Monty |
has the bar opened yet? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
He can't get in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lets all get a drink and toast Frank |
| Monty |
things are good Rob |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
The bar is opened in the kitchen |
| BBHÌýJan |
Cheers Frank! |
| Monty |
yea shame about Frank |
| Kat |
yeah! Cheer Frankie - we are gonna miss
you |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
And - don't forget -w e all want you
to pledge money |
| Monty |
okies |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Lisa |
| BHBÌýKT |
It's quiet without him! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
In and out? |
| Monty |
mines a guinness! |
| Kat |
Come on Rob speak to us! |
| BHBÌýKT |
mines a stella |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'm more of a G&T girl myself - any
ice and lemon? |
| Monty |
and bung some chips on it! lol |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
any drinking ganes? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
\Rob says Helllooooo gorgeous Kat |
| BHBÌýKT |
I'm feeling a bit giddy already! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
We need your jokes too - KT can start |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Hi Shaun and Lisa. Hi Bumbly. |
| Monty |
you stareted befre us tho Kat |
| BHBÌýKT |
What's brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
umm, I dunno, what is brown and sticky? |
| Monty |
erm?? |
| BHBÌýKT |
A stick! |
| Kat |
Well Rob helloooo you old smoothie -
just to tell you I am wearing that rugby shirt - |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
a dirty dog? |
| Monty |
rofl |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
hello, Pc was not configured properly |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Ahah R u OK now Shaun? |
| Monty |
hi shaun |
| BHBÌýKT |
Do I get the prize? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
When is the webcam pic gonna be updated,
still ugly Pilgrimsmug on there ! |
| Monty |
glad u could make it |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
yup |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
The webcam should change now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
you should be able to see the gorgeous
ROb |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
where's the pringles? |
| Guest10336 |
hello |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
all the food is in the kitchen |
| BBHÌýJan |
Look at the office web cam and see us
instead!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Girls on webcams ..... |
| Monty |
aha ...are you Frank? |
| Guest10336 |
jan who's the goodlooking girl with
her back to us onthe web cam |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hallo guest |
| Guest10336 |
dressed in black? |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
what do you call a man with no arms
and legs,under a pile of leaves? |
| BHBÌýKT |
Hurrah - that's me! |
| Guest10336 |
oh shame |
| Monty |
russell? |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
yes! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
good one Lisa |
| Monty |
hehehe |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Welcome to the chat room Rosemary. |
| BHBÌýKT |
What's yellow and smells of bananas? |
| BBHÌýJan |
a banana? |
| Monty |
bannanas? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Who is that near the pillar on the left
on the office cam ?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
a monkey in custard? |
| BHBÌýKT |
No - monkey sick! |
| BBHÌýJan |
it's me!!! |
| Monty |
lmao |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
very good. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Hi Jan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
So everyone got a drink? |
| BBHÌýJan |
hi Chris |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Who is freind with her back to us ?? |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
all of my jokes will havr the MODS running
for the hills :(( |
| Guest10336 |
i phoned up the kebab house and asked
do you deliver........ the siad no we just do chicken or beef............................
very funny joke if you say it out loud |
| Monty |
yes thanx |
| BHBÌýKT |
I'm on my third pint |
| Monty |
just need some food now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
well we need some pledges .... |
| BHBÌýKT |
LOL alot! |
| Monty |
pass the sausage rolls someone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
before I get the vol au vents out |
| Monty |
awww thats bribery lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I just got the kebab joke.. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
What does BBH stand for ?? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
what do reindeer say before telling
you a joke? |
| BHBÌýKT |
Better late than never! |
| Monty |
better late than never lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Beds Bucks and Herts |
| Monty |
GMTA |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi groovy |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
this will sleigh you! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Stupid me ! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
boom boom |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
What do you say to a Turkish baby thay
wont stop crying? Shush Kebaby! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Hi Groovy, welcome to the chat room
:-) |
| Monty |
hi Shona |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
yo pizza! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
evening monty |
| BHBÌýKT |
Can we put some music on? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Hello, How you doing? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
this is fast isn't it |
| Monty |
how ya doin? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Yes! |
| Monty |
hi pizza |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Hi |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Yo it's SImon!! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
good thirsty there is a q at the bar |
| BHBÌýKT |
I've got my best of S Club CD |
| Monty |
makes ya giddy lol |
| SimonÌýDavies |
hi everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
nice dancing Shaun |
| Monty |
yay! hi simon |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
is anyone going to do the conga? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
You lead Shona, we'll follow |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
fOR CHARITY YES |
| Kat |
Hi Simon was waiting for someone else
I know. Hows the ribs? |
| Monty |
like me disguise? |
| BHBÌýKT |
Don't Stop Movin' la la la la la la |
| SimonÌýDavies |
find thanks a little sore |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Reach for the stars |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Drunk Pub stuff! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Very good Monty |
| BHBÌýKT |
Climb every mountain high! |
| Kat |
looking forward to the match tomorrow?
(this is small talk til I know you better... |
| SimonÌýDavies |
no franky? |
| Monty |
stop that |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
why did the reindeer wear black boots? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
HE can't get in :-( |
| SimonÌýDavies |
who's going to take the micky now? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
We're going to record this for him |
| BBHÌýJan |
Anyone fancy a game of twister? I'm
quite flexible.. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Lynne and groovy chick |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
because his brown ones were dirty |
| Kat |
No he cannot access this apparently
via his ntl box - what a b***er |
| SimonÌýDavies |
it's like morecobe with out wise me
with out Frank |
| SimonÌýDavies |
he's my rock |
| Monty |
yea it is simon |
| SimonÌýDavies |
* breaks down in tears * |
| Monty |
he told us to keep an eye on u m8 |
| Kat |
yeah, he s told us all to go in there
with a smile and enjoy it whether we like it or not! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
why? |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
Children in need? My 13 yr old step
son is sitting here filling his face. He is always in need! |
| BBHÌýJan |
I've got a tissue.. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Are you wild at parties Simon? |
| Monty |
its OK simon |
| SimonÌýDavies |
thanks Jan |
| BHBÌýKT |
Oh no - people always get emotional
after a few pints! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i haven't drunk yet |
| Monty |
lol |
| BBHÌýJan |
i'm still waiting for my gin! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
whos drunk granny is that in the corner? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
c'mon some pledges please |
| Monty |
imagine wot he'll be like later |
| Kat |
Hows the blazer Monty? are we the only
ones with school uniform on |
| Monty |
|
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
That's not a granny that's me? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
thanks my wife not a gran |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
oopps sorry! |
| Monty |
keep up Rob |
| LYNNE |
HI everyone we raised £45 for children
in need this morning at work with coffee and cake |
| SimonÌýDavies |
frank always said he was slow |
| Kat |
come on Rob get with it eh |
| BHBÌýKT |
Well done Lynne |
| Kat |
yeah Frank knows everything |
| Monty |
Rob can't handle the pace lol |
| SimonÌýDavies |
so he says |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
ask his wife |
| SimonÌýDavies |
it all comes from the childerns encylopdiea |
| Kat |
and poor old Rob is slow on the uptake. |
| LYNNE |
FRANK in BOREHAMWOOD how are you? |
| Monty |
come on peeps. |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
i pledged £20 so i can tell bad jokes |
| Monty |
Hi Frank! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Well done Shona |
| Kat |
oh bless - he must be so disappointed
not to be here with us - hes our father figure on the board |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
that's great - give us your worse jokes |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
***STOP PRESS*** Roberto NeNiro is to
star as Harold Shipman in a new movie called 'The Old Dear Hunter' |
| Monty |
why are you wearing Lynne's clothes?? |
| BHBÌýKT |
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
kat he's a father figure that must be
very distrubing when replys to you;re message |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
how long should a reineers legs be (see
i have a theme!) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
How long should they eb? |
| Monty |
a carrot? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
just long enough to reach the ground |
| BHBÌýKT |
You've heard it before! |
| Guest10336 |
i saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with
'guess' on it... i said.... Thyroid problem! |
| LYNNE |
LYNNE here I am not wearing any clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I think Monty has got the better of
your jokes KT |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
My niece asked me earlier what I was
doing for her on Children In Need, she says she is a Child in
need ! Cheeky ! |
| Monty |
no..just a guess lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
a naked Lynne? |
| Guest10336 |
do you have a webcam lynn? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
he we go |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Not that you could tell us the address...
of course! ;-) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hi guest |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
I can see where this chat is going ....
!! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
does anyone know why u cant buy turkey
eggs? |
| Monty |
you look just like Frank with ur kit
off lol |
| Kat |
generally speaking I meant Simon! what
can I do with Frank - he is always picking up on everything
he can and making it into a joke! |
| LYNNE |
YES it is very warm for this time of
year |
| BBHÌýJan |
hope you've pulled the curtains Lynne! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
frank is famous again |
| Guest10336 |
I OFTEN WANTED TO DROWN MY TROUBLES,
BUT i CAN'T GET MY WIF TO GO SWIMMING! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i never get a mention on-air |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
gROAN! |
| Monty |
hey stop shouting ..ive got a headache |
| LYNNE |
FRANK get on line now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Not shouting |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
I went to the butchers counter in waitrose
and asked the girl serving if she had turket breasts? she screamed
no and slapped me! |
| Monty |
guest is |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Mat |
| Monty |
lol Shaun |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
If anyone cannot get online tell them
to go here to this download http://***.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
OOPS I CAN'T TYPE SORRY. |
| LYNNE |
VERY GOOD SHAUN |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
so who's in fancy dress? |
| MatÌýN |
Hello everybody How is everybody ? |
| Monty |
|
| SimonÌýDavies |
rob needs a pace maker, cause he can't
keep pace |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Mat. |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i'll get my coat |
| Monty |
hi Mat m8 |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
What are you wearing Monty? |
| Monty |
lol@simon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Where u going Simon - have u pulled? |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
well this is far better than working! |
| Monty |
a very tight fitting blazer |
| SimonÌýDavies |
bad joke made me ill |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Kat1 |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i thought frank said we all had to come
naked? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i feel stupid now |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
, that's OK,w e hadn't noticed ;-) |
| SimonÌýDavies |
thanks, i think |
| Monty |
lol ...didnt think u wou fall 4 it sinon
lol |
| Monty |
*simon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
More jokes please ... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
we want quality AND quantity |
| Guest10336 |
I THINK ANIMAL TESTING IS A TERRIBLE
IDEA..... THEY GET ALL NERVOUS AND GIVE THE WRONG ANSWERS! hahahaha |
| Kat1 |
Ooops sorry I got cut off by ntl and
had to start again! Hi 3 Counties Studio nice to talk to you
all |
| LYNNE |
ROBERTO you look very smart,why did
the hedgehog cross the road?NEW answers please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Kat1 |
| Monty |
BRB |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
TO see his flat mate? |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
I am not in fancy dress, but if the
ladies want i will go upsatairs and put my firefigtters tunic
and helmet on? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
I am going to a joint Children In Need/My
best mates 30th tonight party tonight at the Houghton Regis
Centre, fancy dress... I'm going as a surgeon ! |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
instead of videoa as a prize what about
a date with john vernon smith? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Sounds great Chris |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Oh yes firefighters! |
| LYNNE |
NO a new answer please thank you |
| SimonÌýDavies |
yeah shona good idea |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
To et to the other side |
| SimonÌýDavies |
erm i mean no bad idea |
| MatÌýN |
Why did the banana go to see his doctor
? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
opps |
| BBHÌýJan |
form a queue for the firefighters....!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Get your fireman's outfi on and show
us your hose |
| SimonÌýDavies |
really |
| MatÌýN |
Because he wasn't peeling to well !!! |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
lol |
| SimonÌýDavies |
that's disgustug |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
why did the banana got to the docs? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ahhh |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
you don't know where they stick those
hoses |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
i am resrtrained.....whoops i meant
retained |
| Guest10336 |
OK what about this one *
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
don;t get on with my real ladder.............. hahahaha |
| Paula |
howdy all |
| SimonÌýDavies |
hey |
| BBHÌýJan |
no but we'll have fun finding out |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@guest |
| Monty |
hi Paula |
| MatÌýN |
Hello Paula |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hi Paula |
| Paula |
i have a bad joke |
| Monty |
lol@guest |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
hi |
| Monty |
oh oh |
| Paula |
whats brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
go on but nothing vulgar Paula |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Can Rob say Happy 30th Birthday to Dino
(Glenn Dundon) ! |
| Monty |
a stick! |
| MatÌýN |
A stick !!! |
| Paula |
doh! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
no he can't |
| Monty |
LMAO |
| SimonÌýDavies |
he's busy trying to keep p |
| Monty |
we had that one Paula |
| LYNNE |
OR I would love to see the policeman's
truncheon I thank you please |
| Paula |
rakes through the brain archives of
bad jokes |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
any more pledges PLEASE |
| Monty |
lol |
| Monty |
how many so far Rob? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I am wearing my virtual gold hot pans
Frank |
| Guest10336 |
i saw six men kicking and punching the
mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help? I said
; No Six should be enough! hahahahaha |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
reports are coming in about the UK's
first death from viagra, a man from Luton died after tripping
in his bedroom and pole vaulting out of his bedroom window..................................................................................... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi chelsea girl |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
well i am off home now if anyone can
find a way ti get a date with jvs let me know |
| ChelseaÌýgirl |
hi everyone Chelsea girl here |
| ShonaÌýCurtis |
happy fundraising |
| Paula |
i got one but its not rude OK although
you may think it is |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
HI cg |
| Monty |
hi Chelsea girl |
| Kat1 |
Hi Chelsea girl. nice to meet you on
here at last |
| ChelseaÌýgirl |
better late thatn never |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
OK Shona, we'll get our thinking caps
on thanks for joining us and don't forget to donate |
| Paula |
hi Chelsea |
| ChelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Monty |
| SimonÌýDavies |
thought you'd gone kat |
| ChelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Kat |
| Kat1 |
sorry i missed your birthday party - |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Paula |
| Monty |
dont tell the wots brown an d sticky
one |
| SimonÌýDavies |
hi chelsea girl |
| Paula |
whats long thin covered in skin red
in parts and put in tarts..........Rubarb |
| Monty |
weve had it twice already lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
don't worry about missing party there's
always next year |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@rhubarb |
| Monty |
ooo eer |
| Kat1 |
No Simon, ntl cut me me (painfull it
was) but I am back now and sitting here quietly and behaving
myself...so far...i promised Frank I wouldl |
| Paula |
and my spelling is dismall |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hahaha |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
any one done anything for Children In
NEed today? |
| Monty |
hi bumbly didnt see u there |
| LYNNE |
£5 if ROBERTO tells me what a great
listener to 3CR I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
so Shona wants a date with JVS then? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hi all! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Did you hear the one about the cannibal
who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
may spelling is teri... terir... really
bad |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
is stevie here? He promised cheese and
pineapples |
| Kat1 |
I can hardly breath in this tight gymslip |
| Paula |
my company did but i havent been there
for 4 months due to being off sick |
| Guest10336 |
when I was a kid I used to pray every
night for a new bike..... then i realised that the lord doesn't
work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me! |
| Monty |
lol KAt |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
hi Bumble Bee |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Did you hear the one about the cannibal
who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| Paula |
lmao |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hi chelsea girl u ok |
| Monty |
yea we did...just now lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes fine thanx a little late on here,
but I'm here now! |
| Kat1 |
Doesnt Rob type then? Oh no I forgot
he cannot read his texts on his own on air either!! |
| BHBÌýKT |
Anybody got cheesy footballs? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
how's u Monty? |
| Kat1 |
Martyn can |
| Monty |
wots brown and sounds like a bell? ...DUNG!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
He can type yes of course |
| BumblyÌýBee |
me to just worked it out! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
But then I wouldn't ahve anything to
do |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
can some when please tell me if its
true? did Mrs Perrone buy him a set of gold cuff links and did
he ask where he could get his wrists pierced to wear them? |
| LYNNE |
NO but I've got cheesy feet |
| Monty |
im good ta chelasea girl |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yep I've got some cheeses footballs,
the kids are eating them for party t |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i've got chessy bal... no to easy |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'm sure we could think of something
for you to do |
| Paula |
get rob to make tea then |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Hey stop being so cruel this is for
chraity. |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly,
but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap. |
| Monty |
hahaha |
| Kat1 |
oh alright then I believe you 3CR studio
- i! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
chris thats AWFUL! |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
wheres the pringles???????????????????????????????????? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
eaten them! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
you haven't seen her |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
what flavour Shaun? |
| Monty |
|
| BHBÌýKT |
Paprika or sour cream and chives |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
plain |
| Kat1 |
can I have a gin and tonic please -
make it a double |
| SimonÌýDavies |
has anyone seen my gran... |
| Monty |
they were luvly |
| BBHÌýJan |
i'm still waiting for mine.. |
| BumblyÌýBee |
Baileys please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Everyone happy? ROb says HALLO!! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
HALLO!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
I've got the sausage rolls |
| Kat1 |
HALLO big boy! |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'm happy.. |
| Paula |
Howdy Rob keep the good work up cracking
show as usual |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
who's big boy? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
Big KISS xx |
| LYNNE |
HALLO DEAREST ROBERTO |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Do you like this chatroom thing then? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes the chatroom is great |
| BHBÌýKT |
yeah - it's good |
| Guest10336 |
hey BBH JAN i took my girlfriend to
the carribean........................... |
| Paula |
Oh i named my cat after rob only when
hes bad does he get called roberto...hey i needed a name |
| Monty |
yay ...Lynne got a mention |
| MatÌýN |
Jamaica ? |
| Kat1 |
Rob of course! and yes this is great
- can we do this every day...oooh stop that Rob you are making
me come over all unnecessary |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
What's the most adventurous thing that
someone would do for Children in Need? |
| Guest10336 |
No she went on her own acord! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Jamaica? |
| BBHÌýJan |
Jamaica |
| Paula |
well we call him bobby rob |
| BHBÌýKT |
behind a bit aren't we! |
| Monty |
or robby bob |
| Guest10336 |
i played a game of cards with a group
of indians.............................. |
| BHBÌýKT |
snap |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler
2 bed 2 c how long she slept! |
| ShaunÌýflynn |
right must log off to get my daughter
from nursery.............bye |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
AND? |
| Monty |
uhu |
| BHBÌýKT |
zulus |
| Guest10336 |
no i won five pounds |
| BBHÌýJan |
did you loose ZuLu |
| Monty |
cya shaun m8 |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
bye Shaun |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
She's found a new cheap way of making
yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and
stares at it for a couple of minutes. |
| BHBÌýKT |
graoan |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
wheres Frank? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
BYE shAUN THANKS A LOT FOR EBIGN EHRE |
| Monty |
couldnt make it chelsea |
| BumblyÌýBee |
stopit chris! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
whoops |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
stop what ? |
| Kat1 |
bye Shaun, more jokes on M's show no
doubt unreadable on air!! |
| Paula |
two nuns in the bath, one says to the
other wheres the soap, the other said yes it does doesn't it!....hope
that wasnt bad |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
any more pledges come on we need to
make £26 million |
| BumblyÌýBee |
no more gin for u! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
A man was given the job of painting
the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day
he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following
day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he
kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any
better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint
can." |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
and we need more pledges to ehar about
Anne Widdicombe and Martyn Coote |
| Monty |
errm 26M from this chat???? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Rob you're wicked to Martyn!!! |
| Monty |
lol |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing,
it's bitten her twice already.' |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
no, from the Â鶹Éç, but if you're going
to doante Monty I won't stop you!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
he loves him reely! |
| Paula |
but at least hes consistant!..lol |
| LYNNE1 |
Have you ever met MARTYN |
| SimonÌýDavies |
have you heard about micheal jackson...
he's getting back togeather |
| Monty |
chelsea girls loaded she'll pledge a
couple of grand |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
Cooeeeeee, Hello Big Boy! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
I've met Martyn |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Yes I have he's a lovely man |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
and he is nice |
| Kat1 |
Yes hes our fave Chelseagirl isnt he...why
does Rob pick on Martyn...we love him! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
and he likes Anne W |
| Monty |
lol hi fairy |
| BHBÌýKT |
My mate used to be engaged to an inflatabel
Dutch girl but it was very sad.... |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
I love MARTYN TOO |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hi FBQ |
| BBHÌýJan |
You should see his tattoos!! |
| BHBÌýKT |
she popped her clogs! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Yes we've got his tattoos online |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
wish I could c his tattoos |
| BumblyÌýBee |
Plural? |
| Monty |
lol KT |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
I hope your all saying nice things about
Roberto |
| Paula |
did you hear that peter cussing married
whoppi goldberg |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
where r the tattoos online then? |
| Paula |
shes now called whoppi cushin |
| Guest10336 |
ok only 25minutes left till the end
of the party! need to sort out my last slow dance..................
who's up for it?........... |
| LYNNE1 |
ROERTO loves people Martyn only loves
2 wheels |
| Monty |
is that you Martyn? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i want kat |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Rob is great but I don't always get
chance to listen to all the show |
| Monty |
ME |
| sallie |
hi everybody |
| BHBÌýKT |
I will Guest 10336 |
| Monty |
hi salie |
| BumblyÌýBee |
Meow! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Sallie |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i mean litteraly but a cyber dance will
do |
| Paula |
nowt wrong with loving two wheels |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
Martyn has a nice bike but my Harley
is Pink! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
BRB |
| Kat1 |
Hello Simon, I am here - whats up babe? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hi sallie |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i want a dance |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Yes I'm a fan of Robs too! |
| Monty |
lol@fairy |
| Paula |
hi sallie |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Joke from Rob: A man wlaks into a pub
amd orders a drink. The rugby is on. Johnny W kicks a conversion
and the dog does a double somersault a back flip adn sings a
song. The bar man says blimey, that's a great trick. What happens
when England score a try? Man says I dunno, I've only had the
dog three years ..... |
| LYNNE1 |
ARE your clothes pink too |
| sallie |
i like the leathers tha go on 2 wheels |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
i do have a pink top i got from Gap |
| Kat1 |
Martyns bike is red and silver - I saw
it last Friday (and him of course) |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i think rob should... |
| BumblyÌýBee |
and your......gloves? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I thnk Rob's joke is the funniest so
far |
| Monty |
lol@rob |
| Monty |
good one |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
no..... |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
very topical |
| BHBÌýKT |
creep |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
not many places do pink leather |
| LYNNE1 |
WHAT at Mursley |
| Monty |
indeed |
| Kat1 |
Yep |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Yes I agree on the joke |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
You do better then KT, something topical |
| Paula |
bloke walks in to a pub with a roll
of tarmac under his arm, the bloke says one for me and one for
the road, the landlord says im not serving him he's a cyclepath |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
Would rob like to have a ride pillion? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
oooh er |
| Monty |
lol@paula |
| Monty |
i like it |
| BHBÌýKT |
What happened to the cowboy with paper
trousers? |
| Monty |
i like it a lot |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@paula |
| SimonÌýDavies |
I'm trying to write a book on pengiuns...
paper would be easier |
| BumblyÌýBee |
me too |
| MatÌýN |
Where do you find a dog with no legs
? The same place you left him |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
he he SImon |
| BumblyÌýBee |
lol simon |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i thank u |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| BHBÌýKT |
He got done for rustling! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
no i deer |
| Monty |
no idea |
| BumblyÌýBee |
no eye deer |
| BBHÌýJan |
no eye dear |
| SimonÌýDavies |
whoops sorry |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
yep KT |
| SimonÌýDavies |
replef action |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
What do you call a deer with no eyes
and no legs |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| BBHÌýJan |
still no eye dear |
| SimonÌýDavies |
? |
| Monty |
someone explain it |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
still no eye deer |
| BumblyÌýBee |
still no idea |
| SimonÌýDavies |
hehehe |
| Monty |
lmao |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
waht do you call a sheep with no legs? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| BBHÌýJan |
baaa no eye dear? |
| sallie |
middle aged woman walks into living
room naked, husband says y r u naked, she says this is my love
dress, husbans says well go and iron it then |
| Monty |
dunno |
| BumblyÌýBee |
a cloud |
| MatÌýN |
What do you call a dog with no legs
? It doesn't matter he won't come |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
a cloud |
| Paula |
white horse walks in to a pub and says
can I have a pint please the landlord says i have a drink named
after you the horse says what eric |
| SimonÌýDavies |
|
| SimonÌýDavies |
did it work? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
could rob blow a kiss at the web cam
for £10 pledged? i will do a screen grab, print it, frame it
and keep it by my bed |
| SimonÌýDavies |
damm |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@simon |
| LYNNE1 |
get the spelling right you lot |
| BHBÌýKT |
what do you call a fly without wings? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Kat..you have got it bad over Martyn,
what a following he has |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| BHBÌýKT |
A walk |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
FAiry Biker - r u Martyn Coote? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
FBQ u go girl! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
A young wife came home one day and found
her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck
in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch.
'Hello, darllng,' said the mother, 'Chris has had this marvellous
idea for curing my rheumatism.' |
| Monty |
web kiss done |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
kerching!!!!! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
well done Fairy |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ANy advances - more pledges, more kisses
.... |
| Kat1 |
Martyn gets emails from Fairy BQ on
his show - dont think he writes em himself |
| Paula |
less sloppy next time we didnt have
time to get our umbrellas out rob |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
I pity the ladies of 3cr if M ever gets
remarried |
| SimonÌýDavies |
what do you get from a pampered cow...
spolied milk |
| Monty |
groan |
| SimonÌýDavies |
why do gorilas have big noses... they
have big fingers |
| BumblyÌýBee |
lots of broken hearts! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Is there a MArtyn Coote fan club in
here? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
no for twenty quid will he hold a piece
of paper up to the webcam saying "Coote is Cool"? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yep |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Pour me anotehr drink fast!!! |
| Monty |
right ...another drink anyone???? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i'm sorry everyone i've got to get them
out of my system my GF won;t let me tell them at home |
| BBHÌýJan |
NO NO NO NO I need a gin NOW! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
me please a large one |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes i'll have a bacardi and coke |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
u do taht SImon, we're all ears |
| Monty |
I'll have another guinness |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I'd like a pint of lager and black |
| SimonÌýDavies |
what do you call chesse that's not yours...
nacho cheese |
| Monty |
ok ..i'll get em in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
thanks Monty |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
What happens if you get scared half
to death twice? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
cheers Monty |
| Monty |
uuurgghhh!!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
I think i'm channeliing the online spirit
of frank |
| Monty |
yw chelsea |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ANY MORE PLEDGES PLEASE |
| LYNNE1 |
COME ON FRANK WHERE ARE YOU? |
| BHBÌýKT |
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced
bread? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Pint or bottle of Peroni |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
Rob is my big chunk of hunk & Martyn
is my little chunk of hunk! |
| Monty |
he cant get in |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
pint please |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hallo Kim |
| Paula |
treble morelike |
| Monty |
the door is not frank friendly |
| MatÌýN |
Doctor doctor I've just swallowed a
roll of film...........O.K we'll have to see what develops |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol MAt |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Here is the best joke......John Gurney
!!! |
| BHBÌýKT |
somebody ask frank to call the show! |
| MatÌýN |
LOL Chris !!!! |
| Paula |
whats got one eye twelve legs and four
tails? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
CHildren's videos are up for grabs ... |
| Monty |
doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
...pull urself together man!! |
| BBHÌýJan |
Martyn Coote? |
| Paula |
3 blind mice and half a kipper |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@Jan |
| Monty |
awww poor ol martyn |
| BumblyÌýBee |
FBQ blow ME a kiss! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Why is there only one monopolies commission? |
| Kat |
Yes, ask Frank to ring in and speak
to us via Rob - he was wearing his school uniform an all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
FBQ? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
puckers up...... |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
3 men 1 digs a hole another puts a tree
in it and the 3rd covers the hole in. One day there were only
2 men and one dug the hole and the other filled it in, a man
walking by asked why they were digging out a hole and filling
it in, bith men replied " the man who plants the tree is off
sick" |
| Monty |
bless him |
| Paula |
whats white and cant climb trees? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
My horse was so late getting home...
he tiptoed into the stable. |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| Paula |
a fridge |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol loads of jokes. These are great |
| LYNNE1 |
OH you are awful but I love you all |
| BumblyÌýBee |
LUVLEY! |
| Monty |
FBQ? |
| Paula |
whats white red and blue and can climb
trees |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
class |
| Monty |
new one on me |
| Paula |
super fridge |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
where would you like me to blow it Bumble? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
over here |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
What was the best thing before sliced
bread? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
I was once in a hotel so elegant hotel...
Room service has an unlisted number. |
| Paula |
whats white and wears check trousers.....rupert
the fridge |
| Monty |
omg |
| SimonÌýDavies |
A drunk was in front of a judge. The
judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk
says "Okay, let's get started." |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
on its way sweetie |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
they're going to make a film out of
Anne Widdicombe adn Martyn Coote |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
wow |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them? |
| BumblyÌýBee |
Horrer? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
it'll be a block buster |
| LYNNE1 |
AT least we know MARTYN can pull |
| Kat |
Rob stop that......dont tease our Martyn.
Some of us may get upset! |
| Paula |
will it be under horror |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
if Martyn and Anne get together there
are going to be a lot of broken hearted ladies |
| MatÌýN |
What is the difference between God and
a radio presenter ? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
dunno |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
there is no difference |
| SimonÌýDavies |
My brother-in-law died. He was a karate
expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he
killed himself. |
| Paula |
oh please |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
Sounds like a class film. |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
So who does Martyn pull? |
| BHBÌýKT |
that's what the presenters say anyway |
| Kat |
At least Martyn can pull on his leather
trousers..... |
| MatÌýN |
God doesn't think he is a radio presenter |
| SimonÌýDavies |
finished now |
| Monty |
lol@mat |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
ha! ha! |
| BHBÌýKT |
LOL |
| Monty |
promis simon? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
I think i will have to send my friend
Royston the Fencer around to sort out all thes Martyn bashers! |
| Monty |
e* |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Lsia welcome onboard |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Lisa sorry |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes you do that Fairy Biker Queen |
| Kat |
Are you going Simon? or have you finished
as in going hom? |
| Monty |
hi lisa |
| BumblyÌýBee |
ROYSTON??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
LEts see some more pledges |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Lisa |
| LYNNE1 |
lisa riley would be good for MARTYN |
| SimonÌýDavies |
I'm going to stop telling awful jokes |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
or Dawn French |
| Monty |
I cant see lisa |
| Paula |
I will pledge £5 as im broke |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
yes he does not like being called Roy |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
my computer crashed,but i have another
joke! |
| Monty |
just have to take ur word |
| BumblyÌýBee |
nor would i |
| Kat |
Lets go and get another drink then if
you have finished your jokes! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
its not my name |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
where's Martyn he should be defending
himself |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
There was a man who painted rabbits
all over his bald head. He claimed they looked like hares from
a distance. |
| BBHÌýJan |
Ian Pearce is with us... he says "Hello" |
| Monty |
|
| SimonÌýDavies |
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears."...
"Don't answer!" |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Hi Pearcy |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hello ian |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
It's thirsty work here |
| Kat |
Hi Ian! |
| MatÌýN |
Hello Ian |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
HI IAN |
| LYNNE1 |
no he should not he gets enough air
time |
| Paula |
what do you call a man with a pile of
leaves on his head.....russel |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
Martyn is my little chunk of hunk |
| BBHÌýJan |
He's overwhelmed!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i'm naked rob... just thought i'd throw
that in |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
but this is the chubby chaser hour! |
| sallie |
hi ian |
| BumblyÌýBee |
URGHH |
| Monty |
put ur kit on simon |
| Paula |
was that knackered simon....lol |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
any pledges for ROb to take off his
shirt? |
| Monty |
its not a pretty sight |
| BHBÌýKT |
NO |
| BBHÌýJan |
No - to keep it on!!! |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
i will buy it! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
any pledes for rob to keep it on |
| Kat |
No - it would be worse than Justins
efforts earlier in the year - please dont! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
any pledges for Rob to put more clothes
on? |
| sallie |
not likely |
| Paula |
what do you call a woman laying on a
piece of bread.....Marg |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
get them off |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
He could speak Italian to you for a
pledge |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
on the web cam |
| BBHÌýJan |
you could always swap clothes.. |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
£5 FOR Rob to take off his shirt! |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
calmdown FBQ |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'll give a fiver for Rob to put on
Kath's top! |
| Monty |
wot do u call a girl between 2 goal
posts? ...Annet!!! |
| Kat |
if you say something in Italian...I
come over all unnecessary....for a fiver! |
| Monty |
lol Kat |
| BBHÌýJan |
Spaghetti bolognese |
| Kat |
ROB - did you see that? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
£100 if kat takes her top... no maybe
not |
| BumblyÌýBee |
so will FBQ |
| Monty |
lmao Jan |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
£50 for him to talk to Julie Reinger
in his boxers! |
| BBHÌýJan |
Ian says he'll give a fiver if Rob gives
out the phone number in Italian |
| Monty |
we should do this more often |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
A family of potatoes send their daughters
off to find husbands,the first comes back saying shes marrying
a king edward.theparents are pleased she is marrying royalty.The
2nd comes back to say shes marrying a jersey royal.Again the
parents are pleased shes marrying royalty.The 3rd comes back
to say she is marrying John Motson!!Oh,no,say her parents,you
cant marry him-he's only a common tata!!! |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i didn't say |
| BHBÌýKT |
that's what they all say! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
yes we should |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings
for my wife. Storekeeper: Sheer? Customer: No, she's at home. |
| Paula |
a ice cream seller has been found dead
in his van, he had a cone in each ear a flake up his nose, strawberry
sauce and 100& 1000 all over him ....they think he topped himself |
| SimonÌýDavies |
£250? bargin |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
I hate to have to point this out, but
I'm fairly sure it's against the rules of Â鶹Éç chat rooms for
people to be naked! |
| LYNNE1 |
YES this has been great fun but where
is FRANK |
| SimonÌýDavies |
I think franks paying |
| Kat |
Oh Rob ...you will get a cold in your....... |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
is that Norton Commando Rob? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
great bike! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
NOOOOO! |
| Monty |
I can hear frank knocking on the door |
| Paula |
i got a triumph fairy |
| BumblyÌýBee |
me too! |
| Monty |
are they japanese? |
| SimonÌýDavies |
who's naked? apart from me? |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
If i where straight paula you would
be my triumph |
| Paula |
we call her jemima |
| LYNNE1 |
FRANK you are here aren't u |
| BumblyÌýBee |
not me |
| Paula |
i doubt that now |
| Kat |
Lynne, Frank couldnt make it (lol) |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
There was me and my brother, in this
cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night.
My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an
owl.'I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.' |
| sallie |
iwill be soon simon |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
:)) |
| SimonÌýDavies |
sallie my kinda girl |
| Paula |
my sister in law looks like bella tweeny |
| Monty |
I'm sure Frank is here in disguise |
| SimonÌýDavies |
i hope a girl anyway |
| BumblyÌýBee |
quick the side bandages |
| Kat |
I dont mean that in a nasty way, I miss
him...... |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Can Rob cut hair as good as his dad
used too ? |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
why did Tigger stick his head down the
loo? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
five more minutes |
| Monty |
? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza |
I would like to hear Terry Wogan Sing. |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
get some more jokes going!!!! |
| Paula |
see the problem with rob is hes got
no sense of humour....lol just kidding |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
He was looking for Pooh! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@Paula |
| BBHÌýJan |
all together now in the Floral Dance... |
| Monty |
lol |
| joan |
Hi just arrived, sorry to be late, have
I missed much |
| SimonÌýDavies |
here goes 5 minutes straight |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Hi Joan lovely to see you |
| BumblyÌýBee |
yes |
| Monty |
loads joan but welcome |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
Hi Joan |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
has everyone enjoyed this?? |
| sallie |
i wouln' three counties |
| LYNNE1 |
JOAN you have missed loads lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes it's been great |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
It's been very fast |
| Kat |
A man went to the doctor and said I
feel like I am a teepee and a wigwam, and the doctor says you
are obviously too tense (kind permission of Martyn, thanks babe!), |
| Paula |
yeh this is brilliant please please
do it again |
| Monty |
yes ..a bit short tho |
| MatÌýN |
Got any good jokes , Joan? |
| sallie |
absolutely fab |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
excellent Kat |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
it has been fast a bit difficult to
keep up with everything |
| LYNNE1 |
YES YES YES please do this again |
| Monty |
can we have a regular slot? |
| Kat |
Its Martyns joke - tell Rob to thank
him and not be nasty to him |
| BBHÌýJan |
So who's won the prize for the best
joke then? |
| Monty |
PLEASE!!! |
| Monty |
??? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
This nurse was learning first aid. The
sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an
accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd
do?'The nurse said. 'Faint.' |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yes a regular slot would be great |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
definately repeat this! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
we will have to review all the jokes
an announce the winner a little later I think |
| BumblyÌýBee |
more please |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
great jokes |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
I see police found class A drugs in
Michael Jackson living room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and
class5C in his bedroom |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Yo Molly Dolly |
| SimonÌýDavies |
erm... |
| Kat |
Ooohh hasnt the time flown by? Thanks
for this brilliant chat room - can we do it more often? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
naughty naughty BFQ |
| Monty |
PLEASE??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Glad you're all enjoying it |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
I was at the L&D earlier all the nurses
have dressed up as patients ! |
| MollyÌýDolly |
Hi everyone |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
is taht true? |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
its brill |
| joan |
Sorry I've missed so much but been visiting
a 93 year old and she does not have a radio, thought I could
not let her down just to enjoy myself. Hopefully I will join
you on the message board soon. Ilove reading it but have not
thought of anything interesting to write about. |
| Monty |
give us 10 more minutes |
| BumblyÌýBee |
wicked FBQ |
| BHBÌýKT |
I think we should put all the jokes
up on the site! |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
good for you Molly |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
It has been cool |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
yrs lets |
| Monty |
I still have 4 pints of guinness left
lol |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
i know bumbles |
| Paula |
all at powegen have dressed up as schoolgirls
thank god im off work |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
YEs we'll oput all the jokes up |
| BHBÌýKT |
down in 4 then! |
| MatÌýN |
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?........D'yathinkesaurus |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
i don't like guiness |
| SimonÌýDavies |
monthy you have to share |
| BumblyÌýBee |
i do |
| LYNNE1 |
GREAT that the lady had you for company
JOAN |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
yeah you can get bored of dressing up
as a schoolgirla t work AND at home |
| BumblyÌýBee |
hahaha |
| Paula |
awwww |
| BBHÌýJan |
my gin's arrived at last.... we really
enjoyed the party and look forward to coming back again soon...
byeee |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
i know the one abot the lesbian dinosaur,
but we wont go there! |
| Monty |
oh ok simon ..ita a bit strong 4 u tho
m8 |
| MollyÌýDolly |
I didn,t realise Rob was so handsome....swoon |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
FBQ!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
good |
| MatÌýN |
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's
dog ?......D'yathinkesaurus Rex |
| SimonÌýDavies |
true... best stay on the coke |
| Paula |
does that include rob then or is that
rob...lol |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
i have to drink bacardi with coke |
| BumblyÌýBee |
bye all! |
| LYNNE1 |
ROBERTO is a super stud |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
bye bb |
| Monty |
we know chelsea |
| Monty |
lol |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Just about to get into my Surgeons outfit
for my fancy dress 30th at the Houghton Centre wish me luck
it may be a tricky operation ! |
| Paula |
bye bb |
| FairyÌýBikerQueen |
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sweeties! |
| Kat |
Time for me to depart now so bye Simon
Monty, Chelseagirl ...see you all on the board xx |
| LisaÌýHolwell |
bye everyone |
| MatÌýN |
Bye Bumbly Bee |
| Monty |
its compulsory in your religion |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
good luck Chris!! |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
c u later Kat |
| sallie |
bye everyone |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
ta |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
bye Sallie |
| BBHÌýJan |
Arriva deci |
| BHBÌýKT |
is it over to the message board then? |
| Monty |
bye Kat |
| BBHÌýJan |
Bon soir |
| Guest10336 |
hello |
| Monty |
yep ok , i'll be there |
| BBHÌýJan |
Au Revoir |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ROb asys he'll announce the winners
of the jokes at 5.45pm |
| Paula |
what do you call a deaf lion |
| Guest10336 |
wheres everyone going |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic
with the Titanic? .....About half way. |
| SimonÌýDavies |
bye kat (* kiss *) |
| SimonÌýDavies |
bye everyopne |
| LYNNE1 |
HAVE a great night all of you |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
we will get cut off soon so I'll say
aurevoi |
| Paula |
anything you want he cant hear you |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
it doesn't matter, he can't hear you. |
| Monty |
|
| Kat |
Kiss for you too Simon xx |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
i knew it was you Malc |
| Monty |
awwww |
| Guest10336 |
here we go |
| Kat |
and you Malc....xx |
| Guest10336 |
5 |
| Guest10336 |
4 |
| Guest10336 |
3 |
| chelseaÌýgirl |
bye |
| Guest10336 |
2 |
| Monty |
wot gave me away??? |
| Guest10336 |
1 |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
see you all in network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| Guest10336 |
.................................................... |
| Monty |
byeeee |
| LYNNE1 |
BIG KISS FOR ME TOO |
| Guest10336 |
we survived |
| BHBÌýKT |
beeep beep |
| Monty |
xxxxx |
| Guest10336 |
were alive |
| Monty |
hello? |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 |
hi |
| Paula |
is there a forum on here or a chat room
you go to |
| Monty |
aha?!! |
| wow |
hi every 1 how old r we all |
| BHBÌýKT |
still here! |
| BBHÌýJan |
im still here.. can't find my coat |
| MatÌýN |
Is anybody out there ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
yes me |
| Monty |
forum Paula |
| BHBÌýKT |
yes! |
| MollyÌýDolly |
me too |
| Paula |
aha may join |
| Monty |
whos nicked me guinness? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
see you all in ......network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| BHBÌýKT |
who's nicked my shoes? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Any more pledges please??? |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'll have another gin then.. |
| MatÌýN |
How do you get out of here ? |
| wow |
im only 14 |
| Guest10336 |
im 22 and male but i cant tell you where
i live or i get kicked out................ ok its sopmewhere
in beds herts and bucks |
| BumblyÌýBee |
still here! |
| joan |
is this still working or has everyone
gone now that I got here, did I upset everyone |
| Monty |
eh |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
sorry |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
No Joan it was only an hour long I'm
afraid |
| LYNNE1 |
no joan still here |
| BBHÌýJan |
keep going... |
| BumblyÌýBee |
ok |
| wow |
if i say im from exeter do i get kicked
out? |
| Monty |
what's happening? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
we have 3 more minutes so say your goodbyes,
and get your coats |
| Paula |
is it closing then |
| Monty |
no |
| Guest10336 |
if we all close our eyes and wish we
can keep it open for aslong as we all believe in faires |
| BHBÌýKT |
just keep going |
| Monty |
course not wow |
| BumblyÌýBee |
noooo |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
how will Rob let the winner know ?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ahh guest that's lovely |
| wow |
im 14/m/uk |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
we will definitely try adn do something
like this again |
| Paula |
ahhh ok well im off then say bye to
rob and tell him to keep up the good work he makes me chuckle |
| joan |
Thanks for the welcome hello and goodbye |
| BBHÌýJan |
Any suggestions what to do in three
minutes??? |
| Monty |
did we ask? |
| MollyÌýDolly |
hope you all have a wonderful christmas
nice meeting you all |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
JAN!!! |
| BumblyÌýBee |
more drinkies? |
| LYNNE1 |
if i said you had a beautiful body would
you hold it against me |
| wow |
hav a quike |
| wow |
yes |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
? |
| wow |
no |
| MatÌýN |
What is a quike ? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Wow, rememebr this is a Â鶹Éç chatroom |
| wow |
dunno |
| sallie |
bye rob |
| Paula |
nice meeting you all |
| BBHÌýJan |
what about the other two minutes? |
| Monty |
LYNNE??? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lol@Jan |
| Guest10336 |
rob i think the girl to your left in
the studio is much sexier than the girl with her back to us
in the newsroom.................................... |
| Monty |
are you frank?? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
ahh lovely guest |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
any wanna meet in my chatroom ?? |
| Guest10336 |
no |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Chris... |
| Guest10336 |
its rubbish |
| BBHÌýJan |
you won't be saying that later. |
| BumblyÌýBee |
no |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
no Chris, we cna't post any urls please |
| Monty |
where is it? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
ok |
| BHBÌýKT |
no I'm not frank - I'm a bit cagey! |
| joan |
Brillant show, good luck to everyone
involved with Children in Need# |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 |
Cheers everyone, I hope loads is raised
tonight and have a good evening :) |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
right noe more minute |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
kisses, and carriages |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
If I email it in can you pass it to
people if interested >> |
| wow |
hope cin gets loads of money |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
There are some other chat rooms tonight
- see bbc.co.uk/communicate for details |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
hope you've all doanted, it's VERY important |
| Monty |
don't forget to donate ur pledges everyone! |
| LYNNE1 |
£29 million tonight everyone |
| MollyÌýDolly |
Kevin I love you |
| wow |
49 million |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Watch the lovely Shane Ritchie on TV
later |
| BBHÌýJan |
I'm off to see terry Wogan now then... |
| Monty |
I'll go on the way out Rob |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
lucky old Kevin |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 |
He's a * |
| BHBÌýKT |
OOh yes - and young dennis |
| Monty |
he's not on till 7 is he? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
right off you all go now guests .... |
| Monty |
awwww |
| Monty |
:o/ |
| BHBÌýKT |
you'll have to throw me out |
| Guest10336 |
i will give £100 000 if katy will marry
me! |
| sallie |
byeeeee |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
I'll kiss youe ach on your cheeka s
u go |
| BBHÌýJan |
I 'm his make up person don't you know... |
| Monty |
;o( |
| LYNNE1 |
NIGHT sweet dreams |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
Katy??? |
| BHBÌýKT |
OK guest |
| MollyÌýDolly |
bye bye kisses all round |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
who is the guest? |
| BHBÌýKT |
kerching |
| BumblyÌýBee |
thanx3CR |
| Guest10336 |
which cheeks? |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
laterzzzzzzzz |
| BBHÌýJan |
all of them |
| Monty |
thanx for the party |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
time to go I think |
| ChrisÌýDunstable |
Have a good weekend all |
| Monty |
can we get some new forum members here? |
| ThreeCountiesÌýStudio |
this is the end now xxxxx |
| BBHÌýJan |
I've found my coat now... thanks !!! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Oops, looks like the cleaners need to
come through... |
| LYNNE1 |
SOB SOB |
| Monty |
byeeeeee |
| ArleseyÌýPizza1 |
X to all |
| Monty |
xxxx |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
Goodnight everyone - thanks for coming. |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
See you all on the message board! |
| Â鶹ÉçÌýModerator |
:-) |
For
Children In Need, we opened a special fund-raising chatroom to raise
money. We had 79 guests and made some dosh for a worthy cause.
