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| The thin white duke has changed his look more often than Geri Halliwell
changes new age religions. But his Ziggy Stardust, '70s glam incarnation
is probably his best loved which should guarantee you'll be a hit
at the Christmas party. (There'll probably already be plenty of Audi
driving bores covering Dave's Swiss banker, '80s Let's Dance incarnation).
Oh and if you can pull off Dave's Diamond Dogs incarnation (half man,
half dog) can you send us the pics? Thanks).
OK, like Jacko, you'll need an astral themed suit, something that
suggests you're in the middle of a moonage daydream (See what we've
done there? - You're sacked - Ed). Here Dave has opted for the all-in-one
white, winged and padded shoulder spandex jump suit. Not an easy
one to come by. Although we could have a word with our old friends
in Pan's People... We suggest rummaging through your mum's wardrobe
or scouring the car boot sales. Then you'll need some impossibly
high platform boots, the type that give you vertigo after 10 minutes
of wearing them. Consequently, mobility will be an issue so don't
expect to shine on the dancefloor. Don't forget the spiky mullet
but be warned, you'll be stuck with it for months. Oh and some theatrical
white pancake makeup.
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| You can act as spacey as you like because remember, you're supposed
to be David Bowie playing Ziggy Stardust, an intergalactic superstar.
So, come midnight, if you haven't had any luck with the ladies, best
to say: "Oh, is that the time, I'm due back at Alpha Centuria
in half an hour. Merry Xmas, bye!" |
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| YouÂ’d better hang on to yourself dear, dressed like that. |
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