 
 The
older persons alphabet
F
and G are the worst - they're disgusting.
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen
The
secret to making a marriage last
We
always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Sent in by Amanda Townsend
Things
that are...
...difficult
to say when you're drunk
Sent in by Amanda Townsend
Official
hangover ratings guide
5
star hangover * * * * * You
have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying
the employee who sits next to you...
Sent in by Alan Richards
How
to get rid of telesales calls...
Tell
the telesales, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably
tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes..."
Sent in by Alan Richards
Things
I hate...
People
who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for
the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
Sent in by Anne
Differences
Between You and Your Boss
When
you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough...
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen
The
meaning of marriage
You've
got to feel sorry for Ian
after
you've read this...
Sent in by Ian Upton
Be
afraid, be very afraid...
Are
you brave enough to read this
scary
chase story?
Sent in by Duane Scott
Tips
and techniques for raising kids
If
you ever plan on having young 'uns, check out the following advice,
tips and techniques.
Sent in by James Spence
14
things my mother taught me
My
Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you .. Don't
talk back to me!"...
Sent in by Mark Rasmussen
Words
women use
Send
this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your
women friends to give them a good laugh!
Sent in by Samantha Lowe
Metaphorically
speaking...
His
thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a tumble dryer...
Sent in by Sarah Cooper
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