"It wakes me up when I want to sleep
It distracts me from my work
It drowns out my inner voice
It fills my head with ideas I have no room for
It makes me laugh when I need to keep my hand steady
It introduces me to interesting people I will never meet
It tells me about amazing places I will never visit
It makes me angry about things I can do nothing about
It's a wonder that I ever get anything done at all."