 
 See
you in court!
Daft things actually said in court...
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
Gissa
job...
"These are taken from real CVs and covering letters..."
Sent in by Tracey Townsend
20
things that change when you leave university
You donÂ’t get drunk at home before going to a club, to save
money...
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
Daft
label instructions
"In
case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because
of terminal stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods…."
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
How
come..?
"A
few of those eternal questions …. "
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
The
Joy of Marriage
When
a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
Sent in by Lisa Hindle
How
to annoy the IT helpdesk
We
think we detect a little sarcasm here...
Truths
about life
Whatever
age you are...
Tube
announcements
A
list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have
made to their passengers...
Sent in by Harry Birkner
Alcohol
troubleshooting
Next
time you're out on the beer, take along this cut out and keep guide
to alcohol!
Sent in by Sarah
Well
I never!
There's
nothing trivial about this trivia!
Sent in by Alan Richards
We
should never have survived!
Those
of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't
have survived when you look at what we got up to!
Sent in by Tracey Townsend
Top
bumper stickers...
If
ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Sent in by Lisa
Dodgy
insurance claims...
The
following are reputed to be actual statements found on insurance
claim forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details
of an accident in the fewest possible words. The instances of faulty
writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly
entertaining.
Sent in by Tracey Flaxmer
Weight
loss rules...
If
you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories...
Sent in by Chris Mills
If
kids could write classifieds...
PASSIONATE,
POSITIVE, POTTY-TRAINED - Just turned 3, financially insecure, with
a full head of hair (except where the Silly Putty got shaven off)...
Sent in by Sue Harrison
If
life was like a computer...
We
could click on "SEND NOW" and a pizza would be on its
way...
Sent in by Sue Harrison
It's
great being a woman because...
No
fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo...
Sent in by Suzie
Why
beer should be served at work...
Like
we're gonna argue with ANYTHING that's written after that!
Sent in by Catrina
We've
got a right one ear...
After
much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent
Van Gogh had many relatives.
Sent in by Mark
Rasmussen
It's
great being a bloke because...
The
world is your urinal....
Sent in by Rob Hancock
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